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    Teen British singer, Joss Stone will replace Sarah Jessica Parker as the new face of The Gap ad campaign. The company says it wanted to use someone who actually is 17 years old, as opposed to Parker, who only acts likes she's 17 years old.

    ~Jake Novak

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    A new study says America's tab for health care —already the highest in the world — will hit $3.6 trillion by 2014 and that's not even counting all the plastic surgeries Joan Rivers is going to have!

    ~Jake Novak

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    Senator Hillary Clinton has announced she is starting a drive against "sex in the media," or as they called it during her husband's administration, "the news."

    ~Rob Bates