Monday, March 30, 2009



When I first saw McCain and Obama
photographed together -
they reminded me of someone -
I just couldn't think who.
A duo, some comedy team, perhaps?
Laurel & Hardy?  Abbot & Costello?

Lewis & Martin?  Beavis and Butthead?
Well, 'GOLL-EEEE!' It's finally hit me!
Sgt. Carter and
Gomer Pyle!



    The mainstream media (a.k.a. the Matrix) don't want you to listen to Limbaugh because they're afraid he'll wake you up and set you free of their worldview.


Sunday, March 29, 2009

What Now for the Obama Zombies?

President Obama is everywhere, isn't he? I mean, last week, he was on our show. Sunday night, he was on '60 Minutes.' Tuesday night, he held a prime time press conference. And last night, he was on 'Lost,' trying to sell his economic plan to the people on the island.
~Jay Leno

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

It should make you mad


Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass.
Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.
Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance tax. 
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,

Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),

Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,

Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
Not one of these taxes existed 125 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt,
had the largest middle class in the world,
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened?

Can you say politicians?


Saturday, March 21, 2009



An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we  can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking  for
work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can  take a lung out of one person,
put it in another, and have him looking for  work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so  advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,  and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'
The ILLINOIS  doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we
recently took a  man with no brains out of ILLINOIS , put him in the White
House for TWO  MONTHS, and now half the WORLD is looking for  work.'


    President Obama has sent a letter of conciliation to Iran. The Ayatollahs are now looking forward to coming to the White House to make fun of retarded kids
    ~Jake Novak

Monday, March 16, 2009

Madoff's victims thought they were making nice, safe investments. Now I'm certainly not blaming them, but maybe they should've been tipped off by the guy's name. 'Made-off.' That's like giving your money to a guy called 'Steve Criminal.
~Craig Ferguson

Sunday, March 15, 2009

2008 Election Results reminder

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Interesting Statistics Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. PaulMinnesota , points out facts of 2008 Presidential election:

Number of States won by:

Democrats: 19
Republicans:  29

Square miles of land won by:
Democrats: 580,000
Republicans:  2,427,000

Population of counties won by:

Democrats: 127 million
Republicans: 143 million

Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Democrats: 13.2
Republicans:  2.1

Professor Olson adds:

In aggregate, the map of the territory  won by Republicans  was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.

Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in
government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare.

Professor Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal
invaders called illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

Pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom



Thursday, March 12, 2009

New Tea Party

    There's a storm a brewin'.  What happens when good, responsible people keep quiet?  Washington has forgotten they work for us...  We don't work for them. Throwing good money after bad is NOT the answer.  I am sick of the midnight,  closed door sessions to come up with a plan.  I am sick of Congress raking CEO's over the coals while they, themselves, have defaulted on their taxes. I am sick of the bailed out companies having lavish vacations and retreats on my dollar.  I am sick of being told it is MY responsibility to rescue people that, knowingly, bought more house than they could afford.  I am sick  of being made to feel it is my patriotic duty to pay MORE taxes.  I, like all of you, am a responsible citizen.  I pay my taxes.  I live on a budgetand I don't ask someone else to carry the burden for poor decisions I may make.  I have emailed my congressmen and senators asking them to NOT vote for the stimulus package as it was written without reading it first.  No one listened.  They voted for it, pork and all.
    O.K. folks, here it is.  You may think you are just one voice and what you think won't make a difference.  Well, yes it will and YES, WE CAN!!   If you are disgusted and angry with the way Washington is handling our taxes.  If you are fearful of the fallout from the reckless spending of BILLIONS to bailout and "stimulate" without accountability and responsibility then we need to become ONE, LOUD VOICE THAT CAN BE HEARD FROM EVERY CITY, TOWN, SUBURB AND HOME IN AMERICA.   There is a growing protest to demand that Congress, the President and his cabinet LISTEN to us, the American Citizens. What is being done in Washington is NOT the way to handle the economic free fall.
    So, here's the plan.  On April 1, 2009, all Americans are asked to send a TEABAG to Washington , D.C.   You do not have to enclose a note or any other information unless you so desire.  Just a TEABAG.   Many cities are organizing protests.  If you simply search, "New American Tea Party", several sites will come up.  If you aren't the 'protester' type, simply make  your one voice heard with a TEABAG.  Your one voice will become a roar when joined with millions of others that feel the same way.  Yes, something needs to be done but the lack of confidence as shown by the steady decline in the stock market speaks volumes.
    This was not my idea.  I visited the sites of the 'New American Tea Party's and an online survey showed over 90% of thousands said they would send the teabag on April 1.  Why, April 1??  We want them to reach Washington by April 15.   Will you do it?  I will.
Send it to;    1600 Pennsylvania Ave.     Washington , D.C. 20500 .
    Visit the web site below for more information about the 'New American Tea Party'.  I would encourage everyone to go ahead and get the envelope ready to mail, then just drop it in the mail April 1.  Can't guarantee what the postage will be by then, it is going up as we speak, but have your envelope ready.  What will this cost you?  A little time and a 42 cent stamp.
    What could you receive in benefits?  Maybe, just maybe, our elected officials will start to listen to the people.  Take out the Pork.  Tell us how the money is being spent.  We want TRANSPARENCY AND ACCOUNTABILITY. Remember, the money will be spent over the next 4-5 years.  It is not too late.


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Divorce Agreement

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,

Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the

late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me

realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many

years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship

has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will

not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on  friendly terms.

We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own

way. Here is a model separation agreement:


Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each

taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two

sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be

relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide

other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We

don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to

the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take

our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah,

Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for

finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).


We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical  companies,

Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,

hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms,

greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and

Hollywood .  


You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to

invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and

war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault,

we'll help provide them security.


We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,

Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U. N..

but we will no longer be paying the bill.  


We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can

take every Subaru station wagon you can find.  


You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing  doctors.

We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll

keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure

you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to

Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.  


We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty

your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history,

our name and our flag.  


Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded

liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit

delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one

of us will need whose help in 15 years.  




John J. Wall Law Student and an American  


P. S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with  you.

    Well, this is kind of exciting. There's talk president Barack Obama wants to lift trade restrictions with Cuba, which is great news for anybody here looking to buy a '58 Buick.
    ~Jay Leno

Saturday, March 07, 2009


1st came the commemorative coins, then the T-shirts, then the plates, & now something for the rest of us ..



CPAC and the DL hughley smackdown!