TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS

And all through the town,

Tempers were flaring

Emotions ran up and down.

I in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap,

Had shut off the TV,

tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden,

There arose such a noise,

I peered out my window,

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet,

They wanted my pay

To hand out to others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money,

And quick as a wink,

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart.

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, on Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause,

And as they flew out of sight,

I heard him laugh at a nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think on this one final note...

IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!

The Rombo Movement?

Don't get it twisted Rombo, you're not being elected so much as Obumbler is being unelected... you have a lot of proving to do!

White House haunting

50 years from now they'll be talking about the black ghost that blames all the hauntings on the other ghosts...

Obamnesia

Believing one's own campaign rhetoric to be the true position of their opposition.

Obama Syndrome

When a candidate's campaign adds are drowned out by a fellow party member's adds, who has a bigger war chest, to run for a higher office.

What reality are Libs living in

when their President is touting a bailout to the 1%, a bailout that only partially needs payed back, a bailout that has come with tax exemption so they appear to be in the black, a bailout that has cost tax payers hundreds of $billions... to keep supposed momentum from a debate where the most intelligent defense his VP had was to manically cackle and interrupt?

A complete picture?

I'll give you a complete picture; Obama and friends thought that helping the Muslim brotherhood in Egypt AND LIbya would make amends with al Qaeda after assassinating binny Laden.
Well it didn't so they thought blaming a YouTube video would cover their lack of foreign policy and that hasn't worked either so now they are lying to cover up their initial lies.
Sound about right?

All hope is on Biden tonight

Errrrrr, we ARE talking about the same guy that got out-debated by Pailin 4 years ago, right?
Good luck with that Dims...

Swing States Aren't Swinging Anything!

Regardless how the debate would had went Rombobots are still going Rombo and Obamaphile are still going Obumbler. What is happening is the RIGGED POLLS need to reflect the reality of the actual vote in less than 30 days so they need to start bringing the numbers back to what they actually are.

Debate of tonight's debate:

me: Told you those polls would be tying up closer to the elections.
What has Obumbler done to lose traction - surprisingly, nothing.
What has Rombo done to gain traction since last week - nothing.

Lib: But I'd rather be with the +'s than what you have.

me: Obama is going to have to defend his pathetic 3.5 year policy tonight... enjoy those "+'s" while they last.

Lib: 5 million private sector jobs created; untold how many jobs were saved in both private and public sectors; 30 consecutive months of jobs increases. Who knows what could have been if Congress passed his job bills. Your only b**** is that not enough was done to bail us out of the Great Recession. Well the recession didn't fall out of the sky. Bush and the other rKKKans worked eight long and painful years for it.

But the challenger usually scores well in the first debate against the incumbent. Not that it means anything. McCain kicked BO's ass in the debates, but not in polling booths. Repeat! Repeat!! Repeat!!!

me: Do the jobs he created for Rombo and Ryan count towards the supposed 5 million?

Lib: Those were the jobs he created DESPITE republiKKKan obstruction. They all should be tried for treason.

me: Notice how Obumbler can't even look Rombo in the eye when they respond back and forth?
Mitt is kicking the sh!t out of him, I've never seen a debate so one-sided!

Stick a fork in him, America will be dining on the rare blue-lipped, Pakistani Pecker Pleaser for Thanksgiving this year!


Lib: I don't have a tv so can't comment on the facial expressions. Did Romney paint his face again or was he going after the white male vote? I was focused on the content and Romney lost on the Obamacare and on the economy. Bo's second term is assured.


me: Rombo painted face alright... a steady bukkake stream all over PPP with every response!

I didn't get to hear the closing arguments but the way the debate went it would had been appropriate for Rombo to comment on the Kenyan's "perty purble lips" and hearing Obumbler squeal like a little piggy!

Ohhhh, look at this description I've already found BY JOEL B. POLLAK:

Halfway through, they should have stopped the fight. Gov. Mitt Romney eviscerated a staggering and bewildered President Barack Obama tonight in one of the most lopsided presidential debates in American history. Throughout the debate, which focused on domestic policy, Obama looked shaken, rarely looking at the camera, reciting old talking points and filibustering as Romney gave a master class at the University of Denver.

It will be interesting to see how the lib media try to spin this beat'n in the morning!
PPP should just drop out of the next two debates wagging the dog in Turkey or something...

It's an easy, easy, easy answer!!!

Where did the deficit come from? There are three programs that compromise HALF of the budget. We spend more in ONE year on all those than we have for any entire one war! SS, Medicare, & Medicaid

If Iran were to strike the US

The response would depend on who is President.

 Rombo - we would have to spend the next decade spending $trillions in Iran rebuilding all the bombed out buildings.

 Obumbler - YouTube might get raided by a government agency.

Oh-ooo, one by one even the lib press is beginning to jump off the Obamawagon

Imagine that

Obumbler who has bailed out WallStreet and has prosecuted ZERO of them [Clinton-1000, Bush-1300] and now the sheeple are required to buy the product of his campaign donators... and the Obamaphiles STILL THINK he has their best interests in mind?

What does Obumbler have on his schedule

that he is too busy to meet with Net other than campaigning and fundraisers? Rombo has a huge chance at looking Presidential and picking up the Dim leaning, Jewish, voting block by meeting with Net himself!

Move it up!

The Dims should had run their convention Sunday-Tuesday so they would at least get a couple of days before reality pissed all over their rhetoric.

Amazing

how today's Socialist parties [yes, that is BOTH OF THEM] try to demonize one another by comparing them to yesterday's Socialists...

No wonder the last 3.5 years sucked if the Dims are this disorganized!

Changing platform mid-convention, moving to a quarter the size venue tomorrow because they can't even bus people in to fill all the original seats, they have no clue what Clinton is going to say of how long he will rattle on for tonight...

What is this country turning into?

Let's fight over who can bribe the youth with the treasury the best

If either side of Rombama were interested in lowering rates they would eliminate all loans and subsidies to universities making them compete with one another for student attendance...

Government tuition subsidies are a classic example of a policy that redistributes wealth to the relatively affluent under the guise of helping the poor... ~Ilya Somin

Eastwood's empty chair conversation is catching on

If we had an empty chair in the Oval office for the past 11 1/2 years we would all be better off right now... is it to late to run one third party?

Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. ~Bernard M. Baruch

SEAL Down

So FOX News has revealed the identity of the SEAL who wrote the candid book correcting the Obama administration's official narrative.

 #1) How disappointing of FOX!

  #2) "We will pursue every option available to hold members accountable, including criminal prosecution where appropriate"
~Admiral Bill McRaven


 Guess that doesn't apply to the Obama administration.

The Purpose of a Military is to Kill People and Break Things. ~Bob Wilson

The Blue-Blood GOP

has been stealing the Pub party from the Conservatives and the Sheeple just chew their cud and sneer at Obamaphiles...

I will always vote what I have promised, and always vote the Constitution, as well as I will not vote for one single penny that isn't paid for, because debt is the monster, debt is what's going to eat us up and that is why our economy is on the brink. ~Ron Paul

The Big Dog... really?

The guy who wouldn't had won had Perot not split the opposition's vote for him BOTH elections?

The guy who came in with his party in control of the White House AND BOTH Houses and gave up all three to the opposition by the end of his second term?

  Big dog?

 The media has lost their fricken mind trying to support the Dims...

If we could be one-hundredth as great as you and Hillary Rodham Clinton have been in the White House, we’d take it right now and walk away winners. . . .  Tell Mrs. Clinton we respect her and we’re pulling for her.” ~Dan Rather to Bill Clinton; May 27, 1993

The most insincere article I've read coming from the lAftwing media in a long, long, long time

This President has set a record for attending fundraisers from his 1%er buddies. They know that when taxes are eventually increased their campaign contribution will buy them loopholes. Dims use the tax system to punish political enemies!

A new survey predicts that women and the elderly are more likely to vote in the presidential election. Which explains the new front-runner, Michael Buble. ~Jimmy Fallon

Beat 'em, shoot 'em, shell 'em

But gas 'em? Heeeeeey, you've gone to far!

President Obama is still reminding people that he inherited this economy. Let me tell you something. If this economy doesn't turn around soon, his inheritance could be cut off in November. ~Jay Leno

Priorities

Young boys forced into military service in west Africa - White House is silent.
Child slavery still going on in Africa - nothing from the White House
Girls sold into prostitution in Asia - nada from White House

 Punk band gets two years in Russia - OUTRAGE!!!

Biden has made too many mistakes for Obama and he's fed up. So today President Obama called Mitt Romney and asked Mitt if he would fire Biden. ~David Letterman

Hard times these are

when the truth exposers are hunted down and the people cheer none-the-less.

Mitt Romney's vice-presidential pick, Paul Ryan, criticized President Obama for not doing enough to create jobs. In response, Obama said, 'Didn't you just get a new job?' ~Jimmy Fallon

Take the words out of my mouth!

Anti-Leaks? Only the government could come up with such a lame name!

Possible campaign slogan:

After four years of Obama America could use a little R&R After four years of Obama America could use a little R&R

If I don’t have this done in three years, then there’s going to be a one-term proposition. ~Barack Obama

Example of Media sweetening the numbers up for Obama

Read between the numbers:
 McBush - 92% voters will vote spineless pub again,
                  5% are switching to Dim.

SO 97% ARE GOING TO VOTE AGAIN

OBusha - it starts off saying 86% will vote again. Put the exact same way they did for the Pub the numbers would be:

                77% are staying Dim,
                 9% are switching to Pub

 Do you see how they sweetened the numbers up for Obama?

Fortunately for serious minds, a bias recognized is a bias sterilized. ~Benjamin Haydon

Turned out to be a great marketing scheme

How dare Chic-fil-A take the same position the President had just TWO MONTHS AGO. I didn't hear a single silly liberal calling him hateful like they are Dan Cathy...

President Obama hasn't met with his jobs council in over six months. You know the reason? They're all out looking for jobs. ~Jay Leno

How Oakland became the "spiritual capital" of Occupy Wall Street

The Lib press is trying so hard to keep the Flea Party on life support until the November elections. Yahoo ran an article today asking how Oakland became the "spiritual capital" without bothering to answer their own question.
Well here is the answer:
 1) Blue collar crime like the Occupy movement resorts to is dependent on weather, Calif.'s warmer weather has allowed the agitators to stay active more throughout the year.
 2) Oakland is closer to Hollywood who FUNDS occupy. All those free dinners and camping equipment aren't materializing out of thin air. How ironic that they rail agains the 1% but are funded by them.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. ~Milton Friedman

Globalonists drag out Muller again

Every couple of years the global warming fanboys bring this Richard A. Muller guy out of the closet to parade him around. Today he made front page news for the same thing he said back in October of 2011 and here he is back in 2006 changing from skeptic to conspiracy nut again!

Vice President Joe Biden said today that he had to ask his wife Jill to marry him five times before she said yes. Five times! Joe, that's not a proposal, that's harassment. ~Jay Leno

Same ole same ole

Beat them? We'll wag our finger

Shoot them? We'll issue a press release

Gas them? WELL NOW YOU DID IT!

Any Human Rights Council reform that allows countries that sponsor terrorism to remain as members, such as Cuba, is not real reform. And in the past, countries such as Libya, Iran and Syria have participated on this council. ~Michael McCaul

Hoplophobes never let a good tragedy go to waste

Silly Dims think MORE gun control will stop nuts that always seem to have enough sense to choose GUN CONTROLLED areas to go nuts.

Disarming Innocent People, Does Not Protect Innocent People. ~Ben Franklin

Here we go with 24 hour coverage on aaaaaanother shooting

meanwhile the press IGNORE another concealed carry success with MULTIPLE gunmen in a similar crowded location, JUST TWO DAYS AGO! YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED!

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military. ~William S. Burroughs

The premise of President Obama’s re-election: We have a choice to make between a candidate who favors the privileged, the comfortable, the powerful, and a candidate who wants...

Obama IS THE CANDIDATE that favors the privileged, the comfortable and the powerful but you won't hear that from the Hollywood celebs donating tens of thousands at fund raisers, the union boss' he bailed out because they've negotiated contracts that aren't sustainable, or the recipients of his green energy loans that have made millions and cost the country billions.

Politics: the art of appearing candid and completely open while concealing as much as possible. ~FRANK HERBERT

Bush had one shoe, Hillary gets a crowd throwing tomatoes and shoes

Had this happened to a Bush official it is all you would hear and see on the liberal news channels, talk shows, papers, and magazine for the rest of the month. The shoes incident in Iraq anyone? Since it happened to one of "their guys" it will be a non-story by tomorrow morning.

The media's the most powerful entity on earth. They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent, and that's power. Because they control the minds of the masses. ~Malcolm X

Alex Okrent, another one of Obama's gay lovers, has dropped dead

Is keeping the lid on our first gay President that big a deal? I guess some pollster thinks it will cost him votes so sweep Okrent's corpse under the rug with the President's other gay lovers.

As so often happens with Washington scandals, it isn't the original scandal that gets people in the most trouble - it's the attempted cover-up. ~Tom Petri

The San Bernardino investigation will go nowhere

But politicians at EVERY LEVEL need to start being investigated, they have ALL been cooking the books for DECADES!

Friends, the press and the government are in bed together in an embrace so intimate and wrong, they could spoon on a twin mattress and still have room for Ted Koppel. Journalists used to question the reasons for war and expose abuse of power. Now, like toothless babies, they suckle on the sugary teat of misinformation and poop it into the diaper we call the Six O'clock News. Demand more of your government. Demand more of your press. ~Kent Brockman, on The Simpsons

[drumroll] Who Will Rombo Pick as His VP?

He should just pick Obama as his VP, and vice-versa, as they're both the same candidate anyway...

If you guess correctly who Rom will pick for his VP you will be entered in a drawing to win one handgun per week via the Daily Caller.   Enter and win one for the UN!

If kids are our future, we're screwed

Twitter users literally have all the knowledge mankind has accumulated for thousands of years at their fingertips available in seconds and instead of doing a quick search they would rather tweet their ignorance to the world?

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. ~Will Rogers

Obama was for tax cuts, before he raised our taxes in other areas

The liberal media now claims the Bush tax cuts " chiefly benefit families making less than $250,000 annually" now that Obama wants to extend them for another year.

 Gee, the Dim mantra was that the Bush tax cuts "only helped the rich". The Pubs should respond by legislating to double the tax cuts and make them permanent... they won't, because they want a big bloated government with YOU under it's thumb just as much as the dims do.

I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half of the money.  ~Arthur Godfrey