Thursday is Thanksgiving. President Bush will have a very small gathering for dinner. Hes invited his allies from Congress.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Troops in Iraq don't get beer because it may offend the Muslims. That's wrong. How can I enjoy my nachos and beer if those putting their life on the line can't enjoy theirs? Troops should be able to have their beer in any country, and those offended by it should remember that out military is heavily armed and likes to kill stupid jerks.
Monday, November 13, 2006
... the American Idiot Collective evolved into intelligent and discerning voters as they demonstrated Tuesday by returning Congress to its rightful owners. No one knows for sure how it happened, or who deserves the credit for educating the mindless sheeple herd and bringing their collective IQ out of the double digits. Whether it was Cindy Sheehans wailing, Al Gores bloviating, Hillary Clintons screeching, or Barbara Streisand spewing obscenities at her audience, Americans have finally opened their minds to the brilliant light of progressive reason.
Friday, November 10, 2006
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Monday, October 30, 2006
Yesterday in an interview aired on 'This Week' with George Stephanopoulos, Fox made a very important admission. You know that commercial he made [video] in Missouri, in support of that controversial stem cell amendment? Well, as it turns out, Michael J. Fox hasn't even read the amendment. Oops.
Now, two points here. One, Fox deserves a bit of credit for admitting he hasn't read the text of the amendment. At least he's being honest. But second, it's typical of the Left. They get all worked up over an issue...but in the end, don't really know what they're talking about.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
You strongly believe that human life, even in its earliest stages, is sacrosanct. Well, that and three bucks might get you some brownie points with the Big Cheese in the afterlife, but if you ever want to see another Back to the Future sequel youll vote Claire McCaskill for United States Senate.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
This is a riot! Click below to listen to Ben Stein promote California's
next Attorney General:
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There is a scandal at the University of Ohio. A number of engineering graduates may have cheated on their exams over twenty years ago. Does it really matter though? A lot of those students went on to do great things. An overpass in Montreal. Levees in New Orleans. A tunnel in Boston.
Monday, October 02, 2006
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But quicker than Bush knocked down those towers, he was on the boob tube last night exploiting 9/11 for his own advantage. Democrats were understandably outraged. The Jersey Grrrls took time out from campaigning for John Kerry to blast Bush for politicizing the tragedy. Michael Moore cut short a special screening of Fahrenheit 9/11 at Hugo Chavezs place. Ted Kennedy was so upset he could hardly keep his car on the road.
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I think I've been a little harsh on Islam in general lately, but you can't be an honest Christian without thinking that all other religions are complete and utter crap (with some exception to Judaism because it's the precursor to Christianity). I mean, if you think the Prophet Mohammed wasn't a nut, then you should switch to Islam; it's simple as that, but most are too polite to say it.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
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Hillary Clinton called for a Privacy Bill of Rights today. Not to be confused with the Right to Privacy that's already in the actual Bill of Rights, the Privacy Bill of Rights will protect our privacy in ways that the Privacy Act of 1974, the Computer Matching and Privacy Protection Act of 1988, the Video Privacy Protection Act of 1988, the Electronic Communications Privacy Act of 1986, the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act of 1998, the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act of 1974, the 4th Amendment to the Constitution, and the hundreds of state privacy laws already in effect never could. Most importantly, it will make identity theft a crime.For years, Ive been under the impression that it already was a crime, but apparently I was wrong. I guess that it was just some sort of social taboo, frowned upon but entirely legal. Under President Hillary, identity theft will finally become a serious violation of an actual law, officially defined, on the books, and as rigorously enforced as our immigration laws.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
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Wednesday, June 07, 2006
A friend in San Jose, California, gave me a copy of the Republican Primary ballot booklet he received in the mail that is written entirely in Spanish. Neither he nor his wife speak a word of Spanish, so they will ask that the California school system put them through a Spanish as a Second Language course in order to vote in Mexifornia.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
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Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful
and cheaper than buying gas.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
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Friday, May 05, 2006
Thankfully, politicians are finally taking steps to punish greedy corporations that profit at the expense of the consumer. In California, wise Democrat leaders are proposing heavy fines on the petroleum companies should their obscene earnings rise any higher. With their costs shooting through the roof, Big Oil would then be forced to lower prices at the pumps. If they took it once step further and confiscated all of Big Oils profits, logic dictates that gas prices would then drop to mere pennies a gallon (plus state and local taxes). Only a Democrat could think up such a brilliant idea.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Thursday, April 27, 2006
So May 1st is supposed to be the day of a huge national boycott by illegals and their sympathizers (May 1st. also "just happens" to be the Commie holiday where they all goose step in unison to show their power, hmmmmm...). I guess Americans will have to hire legitimate business and contractors if they want their lawns cut that day.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
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A Grim Anniversary: Twenty-Seven Years Ago Today, Jimmy Carter Was Threatened By A Deadly Rabbit I don't think we'll ever forget where we were when we first heard the news that a President had just barely survived a crazed lepine assassination attempt. And Hugh Hewitt links me! What a great day. I wonder if the USS Jimmy Carter is equipped with the 'Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch'?
When I read those wonderful words last weekend, I was struck by how thoughtful and open-minded gay families are compared to heterocentric ones. By using their own children as weapons in the war against the Christian Right, same-sex couples make the world a better place for all of us. Hetero couples, on the other hand, procreate for purely selfish reasons and their offspring serve no political purpose whatsoever.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Media whore Jesse Jackson strikes again. Jizzbomb Jesse says the Rainbow Coalition will pick up the college tuition tab of the stripper involved in the Duke rape scandal. Here is the kicker...Jackson says he has yet to speak with the woman, but said his group pledged to pay for her tuition even if her story proves false. What a guy. Wonder how many lap dances, er, I mean private prayer meetings she will be required to participate in. So there you have it. Hookers and strippers of the USA...make up a story involving mean ole white folk raping ya and you get free college courtesy of Rev. Slap Nutz. Jackson is a buffoon and becomes more irrelevant each day. MLK is probably looking down and wishing he had never heard of this utter douchebag.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Subject: Boarder Patrol Game
So Wrong but I had to send it!
No political commentary; just passing it along ..
Limber up your trigger finger. This is a quick one!
Given the political atmosphere right now, it's very timely, don't you think?
Monday, April 17, 2006
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It's somewhat ironic to me that NBC Dateline can run this story and fail to compare the reaction to this book to the reaction to the Mohammed cartoons. Isn't there a story there about tolerance? I guess not. I guess when Dateline wants to find a story about tolerance, they're content to send some Arab-Americans to a NASCAR event and hope that some fans hassle them.~kris
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Darrow Boggiano of The Political Cooperative - a non-partisan, grassroots organization devoted to doing bong hits while playing Xbox Live - is calling on every patriotic American that values democracy to help him throw out the unelected fascists in the White House and replace them with new ones of his choosing.
Thursday, March 09, 2006
It would seem that NJ Assemblyman Peter J. Biondi has introduced a bill in the New Jersey legislature that would require anyone who posts a message on an Internet chat room or bulletin board to identify themselves with a legal name and address. My guess would be that Peter Biondi has read some posts about him that upset him ...
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In his crazed blood lust, Cheney (whose daughter is a lesbian) also wounded a fellow hunter, but never bothered to report the incident to Maureen Dowd. If the media covers the story with the rabid fervor of liberal hysteria it deserves, it has the potential to evolve into a scandal that can destroy Cheneys 2008 White House bid, and will most suredly bode well for gun safety advocates like Al Gore and John Kerry.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
...it is Bush who has single-handedly returned African-Americans to a state of slavery with his extremist policies. My Black readers need not concern themselves with exactly what those policies are there are plenty of wise and trustworthy leaders in your community who are more than happy to do your thinking for you.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Friday, February 03, 2006
- Muslims fly commercial airliners into buildings in New York City. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslim officials block the exit where school girls are trying to escape a burning building because their faces were exposed. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslims cut off the heads of three teenaged girls on their way to school in Indonesia. A Christian school. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslims murder teachers trying to teach Muslim children in Iraq. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslims murder over 80 tourists with car bombs outside cafes and hotels in Egypt. No Muslim outrage.
- A Muslim attacks a missionary children's school in India. Kills six. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslims slaughter hundreds of children and teachers in Beslan, Russia. Muslims shoot children in the back. No Muslim outrage.
- Let's go way back. Muslims kidnap and kill athletes at the Munich Summer Olympics. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslims fire rocket-propelled grenades into schools full of children in Israel. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslims murder more than 50 commuters in attacks on London subways and busses. Over 700 are injured. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslims massacre dozens of innocents at a Passover Seder. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslims murder innocent vacationers in Bali. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslim newspapers publish anti-Semitic cartoons. No Muslim outrage
- Muslims are involved, on one side or the other, in almost every one of the 125+ shooting wars around the world. No Muslim outrage.
- Muslims beat the charred bodies of Western civilians with their shoes, then hang them from a bridge. No Muslim outrage.
- Newspapers in Denmark and Norway publish cartoons depicting Mohammed. Muslims are outraged.
In Washington President Bush came out of the white house and saw his shadow Cindy Sheehan
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they weren't on a freeway, or playing beach-ball, or at a botox appointment or an audition -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country -- or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. Not a single one of these are read by the guy who is currently running the country into the ground.
(And may I be so school-marmish as to point out the failure of subject and verb agreement in the last of these?)
The left had their protestors out there last night. They were outside the U.S. Capitol banging pots and pans. Now that's what I call making a statement! Those of you on the left much be very proud of these efforts to bring divergent viewpoints to the people; banging pots and pans. Nice going!~~Boortz
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
...all my free time has been spent scribbling away at my response to the Shrubs Disgrace of the Union speech this Tuesday. Im sure it will be his usual litany of lies, and the right-wing controlled media will help him once again by waiting until after his speech to air the Democrat rebuttal.
Monday, January 30, 2006
Saturday, January 28, 2006
My dad has always been a huge coffee drinker and taught me to drink it strong and black (he's banned from making coffee at work since he makes it too strong). I was talking to him over the phone the other day discussing how to make the strongest cup of coffee. I said I prefer the darkest roast available, because it gives me the strongest taste and the best pick me up. At that point, an NSA operative broke into the conversation and said that, while darker roasts taste stronger, they have less caffeine since the roasting process actually burns off caffeine.Never thought of that.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
If Archer Daniels Midland used goons and violence to stop people from buying sugar from Caribbean producers so that sugar prices would rise, making it easier for ADM to sell more of its corn syrup sweetener, they'd wind up in jail. If they line the coffers of congressmen, they can buy the same result without risking imprisonment. Congress simply does the dirty work for them by enacting sugar import quotas and tariffs.
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Friday, January 20, 2006
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Democrats have always been very close to God during election years, but it comes as a complete surprise to all of us that He actually exists. I always assumed that He was just a fictional boogeyman the cons made up to lay a guilt trip on everybody and ruin our good time. But as long as He remains nonjudgmental and doesnt try to force his morals on anyone, hes more than welcome in the Big Tent.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
The author of the book "Million Little Pieces was on Larry King last night, defending himself against charges that he exaggerated details of his best-selling memoir. He said, "Only 18 pages of a 430-page book are in question. Its 95% accurate. I believe this is known as the "Clinton defense. ~Leno
Friday, January 13, 2006
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Would somebody please hold Ted Kennedys head under the water until the bubbles stop? Thanking you in advance.
I received an email this evening with a request to let people know about this wonderful opportunity! It is a program to send Valentine cards to the troops! Now I realize that Valentine's Day is at least 5 weeks away, but with all things military post, it's best to be early!
So, it you would like to send a Valentine wish to a special soldier you can do so using this link:
Visit Operation: A Bit of Home, and click on the big red heart. We will send a valentine to a soldier in your name with your Valentines message. We are fundraising to send more boxes to the Freedom Rest R&R Facility in Iraq. Valentines are $1.00, but you can give more!There is more to Operation: A Bit Of Home than just Valentines. Here is more about this program and what they are doing for our men and women in uniform serving in Iraq.
Our Troops In Iraq Need Your Help......So check out the site and if you've wanted to show your support for the troops but you weren't sure how...well, this is a really great way to do it!
Send them "A Bit of Home"
Imagine being thousands of miles away from anything familiar... wearing full battle gear in incredible 140 degree heat, no family, no TV, nothing to remind you of home..... Or think about not being able to sleep in your own safe bed, instead, there are deadly bombs and mortars going off just yards away...
This a normal occurrence for our American Soldiers in Iraq
Operation: A Bit of Home is an organization founded in Rolesville NC, and has spread from the East Coast to the West Coast. Operation: A Bit of Home sends needed items to a Rest and Relaxation facility called "Freedom Rest ". Located in central Baghdad, the facility services approximately 150 different soldiers every day. The three day retreat is arranged for soldiers who have been in combat, on convoy duty, and under fire. It helps them to relax and recuperate in a safe resort-like atmosphere. While at Freedom Rest, soldiers receive high quality treatment and have access to clean linens, real beds, swimming pools, entertainment, movies, good food, and sports like basketball, football. This is very important to the well being of the soldiers mental, physical, and emotional needs. We also provide hygiene items to Forward Operating Bases, Called FOB's where soldiers frequently have to stay for the night unexpectedly, and have little or no access to any hygiene supplies. They are lucky just to get a cot!
These facilities' needs are not supplied by the government, but by normal folks like us. They aren't supplied with soap, shampoo, deodorant or feminine products, books, movies, or entertainment items; thats where Operation: A Bit of Home comes into action.
Operation: A Bit of Home sends several boxes of needed goods to our soldiers every day. Not only is postage expensive but gathering and boxing supplies is time consuming. That is why help is needed in so many ways. We can help you get started collecting and shipping your own items to the troops! Just e-mail us and ask! We can provide special mailing labels, certificates of appreciation, and great advice! Our supplies are used by troops at Freedom Rest, FOB's and are also taken by departing troops and spread to other soldiers in every corner of Iraq.
(Don't forget Adopt-A-Platoon and Soldiers' Angels, either!)
In South Korea, a man is in critical condition after setting himself on fire in a courtroom. The disgruntled gentleman was upset over a $300 fine for disturbing the peace. The Good news is that he was taken to the hospital almost immediately. The Bad news is he was fined $200 for smoking in court.