Thursday, September 28, 2006

.


    As the rumor that Usama Bin Laden is dead spread worldwide, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) began gearing up to provide massive disaster relief in the so-called ‘blue states’ where FEMA expects members of the Democrat party will be hardest hit.
    ~ScrappleFace

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

.

    Allen insists that while he did indeed use the N-Word, it was only in the process of "bustin' some rhymes" with his homies, Sen. Robert Byrd and Gov. George Wallace, and that they all displayed the regulation amount of bling.   

Friday, September 22, 2006

.


    Democrats are speaking out against Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's bashing President Bush and calling him "the devil"... and if he ever steals their lines again, they're going to sue.
    ~Jake Novak

Monday, September 18, 2006

.


    The Pope, on the other hand, seems determined to start a Holy War. His half-assed apology was too little, too late, and didn’t include anywhere near the amount of groveling Muslims have grown to expect from Europeans.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

.


    But quicker than Bush knocked down those towers, he was on the boob tube last night exploiting 9/11 for his own advantage. Democrats were understandably outraged. The Jersey Grrrls took time out from campaigning for John Kerry to blast Bush for politicizing the tragedy. Michael Moore cut short a special screening of Fahrenheit 9/11 at Hugo Chavez’s place. Ted Kennedy was so upset he could hardly keep his car on the road.

Monday, September 11, 2006

.


  The Iranian Minister of Health has announced they have a cure for AIDS. I’m guessing the key ingredient is enriched uranium.
    ~Leno