Monday, April 30, 2012

Twitter Conservatives under assault

Book burning liberals trample the first Amendment because they hate confronting the truth...

You have the right to free speech, as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.
 ~The Clash: Know Your Rights

Sunday, April 29, 2012

It's only a secret because the media refuses to report it

As Rombo and Obumbler begin spending their fortunes against one another Ron Paul is amassing delegates in state, after state, after state! There are going to be a lot of media with a lot of egg on their faces trying to explain to their viewers why they haven't been reporting this all along when Paul shows up in Tamps with such a strong delegate count.
Speak up and speak often and don't worry about those that, at his point can not understand, as they can never un-hear what we tell them.
~Ron Paul 

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Government at work

The tea has spoiled

47 of the 66 Tea Party members of the House have voted FOR SOPA's bigger, meaner brother CISPA. DC seems to corrupt the soul of everyone we send there!
The American government has the same approach to reading the Constitution that christians have to reading the the Bible.

~Jon Stewart

Austerity is coming if you want it or not

England's austerity measures were half-ass at best just like the Pub's best suggestions which have been to cut projected future spending and not current spending. No cure is going to work if you only take a portion of it but that is EXACTLY what is being done because we don't like the taste of it... then we listen to people who claim it doesn't work.
 Well, I have news for you the cure will be taken the parasitic social programs will be cut, but it looks like it will have to be done after we have crossed the point of economic collapse as the moochers have shown they are more akin to a virus which is willing to feed until it kills it's host rather than drop off once they are full like proper fleas, ticks, and leaches do.

The objective of the liberals is to destroy this country.
~Herman Cain

Friday, April 27, 2012

What Would Obumbler Do

A new campaign add is asking if Rombo would had ordered the execution of bin Laden, Obumbler is milking the one successful decision he has made for all it is worth. A nodding bobblehead could have killed bin Laden as that is all that was required of OBumbler to do... no doubt he probably took a poll first to see what the reaction would had been if it got out that he let him go like Clinton did.

Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
~Henri Queuille

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Why is it so hard for the lAftwing to undestand?

Silly liberals, Cameroon and Google's plan flew because they are proposing THIER OWN MONEY or investor's OWN MONEY! The Grinch's plan sunk because he wanted to use already indebted TAX PAYER'S MONEY to create an entire welfare lunar State!

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
~Gore Vidal

President Michelle Obama?

Why not, she has more experience now than hubby had when he ran...
One of the Secret Service agents had this woman, and the deal was $300 and he gave her $30. I'm thinking, now wait a minute. I've got no problem with a guy trying to save taxpayer dollars. These are jobs that should've gone to American hookers.
 ~David Letterman

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

What part don't you like?!?!?!?

Occupy gonna show 'da man' on May 1st.

Apparently we're not supposed to do any shopping on May 1st. [which, coincidentally, is also International Worker's Day when the Commies and Union thugs like to march together] to show those dastardly 1%ers that they mean business!

Soooooo,  yea, make sure you stock up on supplies so you don't have to go out and...

 waaaaaait a minute

 Don't they just...

make their profit the days prior and after then?

 Oh well, it will FEEL like we're doing something which is what the lAftwing is all about!

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.
~Oscar Wilde

What if there were a race war and no one came?

I think the majority of those 'crackaz' will pick up their arms and defend any blacks from being loaded in anyone's truck. The sooner this is realized the sooner this ridiculous race war fantasy can be laid to rest.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Partying Paul Patriots

Huntsman going third?

If Huntsman thinks the GOP of 2010, smaller government and responsible spending, isn't sustainable and the Pubs should turn back to the mushy moderatism of the late Bush years then he can leave. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya and take the RINOs and pseudo-Conservatives like Romblo and Mcbama too.
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.
 ~John Quincy Adams

This video got their account temporarily banned from Twitter?

Monday, April 23, 2012

Trickle up Economics

Gotta boost up the entitlements so people can afford the inflation at the Supermarket due to OBumbled policies. Hope you are up-to-date on all your zombie apocalypse movies because that is exactly what will be going down once we can no longer afford to supply 'free brains' to the hordes.

I believe it is the duty of all men to be kind and generous, but charity and compassion should be voluntary and not forced. Forced charity through taxation for the purposes of wealth transfer by the state is not charity at all.
~Larry E. Ball

What part don't you like?!?!?!?

Is this racist?

Yet another cartoon is hurting liberal's feelings but do the accusers claim it it racist again Blacks... or Asians?

It would seem there is more argument for the later.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. ~A. Whitney Brown

Sunday, April 22, 2012

I'm from the UN and I'm here to help

The worthless UN has just authorized 300 bureaucrats to demarcate the Syrian truce and shelling of their own citizens. That's right 'observers' on the tax payer dole are going to do a much better job than the media has done for free...

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.
~Mahatma Gandhi

President Obama goes to a primary school

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name. " Walter," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Walter?"
"I have four questions: First, What happened to private property rights and contract law when the Chrysler bondholders got 20 cents on the dollar and the UAW got the company? Second, Why do you keep saying you saved jobs when the percent working in this country keeps going down because we're not creating enough? Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs? Fourth, Why are we lending $ to Brazil to drill for oil, but you blocked the pipeline to bring crude to the U.S. from Canada?"
Come to think of it, I've got five: Why did you say health care reforms would pay for themselves . . .

 Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

 When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time.. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?"
Actually, I have two questions. First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? Second, What the hell happened to Walter?"

Soon we'll be bailing out France too

France refuses to elect people that will get them out of their economic mess instead turning towards a charlatan who promises the best of both worlds. To bad the US will be following as neither party is interested in halting OUR debt digging anytime soon, the best we can come up with is digging slower and even THAT is met with outrage and drama by the parasites while candidates that offer REAL SOLUTIONS are ignored by our supposed Conservatives.

Obama is gearing up for his presidential campaign. He's creating a new series of ads. The first ad boasts "just last week my Secret Service created jobs for 11 Colombian women".

Friday, April 20, 2012

The image of CongressCritters dressed in Lingerie

selling themselves to the highest bidder is an underestimate of the debauch that occurs in DC? A more accurate assessment is that our Representatives are more like any common Crackhead annoyingly pestering a dealer so they can feed their addiction to power getting reelected and spend another term chasing their next fix?

I don't care that Pres. Obama ate dog as a child. I care that he's creating an economy that may force me to.
~Dale Franks

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Everyone needs to pay their fair share

means EVERYONE! It's not like the Pubs stand a chance at losing the %45 parasitic vote, they do stand to gain from the working %55 though.

When you take a stand out of deep conviction, people know. They may not even agree, but they ask, "Do I want someone who is willing to take a hard stand and someone I can trust to do that when the chips are down?" They want that. ~BARBARA BOXER

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Uncle Ted Drank the Kool-aid

Ted Nugent at an NRA event recently sure is good at saber-rattling and blowing the horn of truth but his fix is to replace one big government guy with just another big government guy.

There's certainly nothing fun about paying taxes, but you have to remember... all the money goes to a good cause, like paying the salaries of the meter maids who give you our parking tickets, and keeping welfare checks going to the Octomom, and important things like that.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Monday, April 16, 2012

Don't tax him, don't tax me, tax the guy behind the tree

It looks like Biden's last Hurrah as VP is to get the sheeple to buy that paying taxes is "patriotic". I guess the thought of lowering these secretary's taxes and cutting spending never occurred to these supposed business leaders of the lAftwing?

Millionaires (Obama) are "in touch", multi millionaires (Romney) aren't, but billionaires (Buffett) are. It skips a wealth group, I guess.
~Political Math: Twitter


OBumbler's Super PAC, funded by millionaires and billionaires, is focusing on Rombo's connections to... millionaires and billionaires?

Obama calls for "rigorous probe" in Secret Service prostitution scandal. Then he giggled and followed up with "get it?
~Al Del Bene: Twitter

Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the...

Cosby took time out from downing his jello-pudd'n at the old folks home to use the Martin-Zimmerman fiasco as an opportunity to espouse his views on gun control.
The most respectful, cheerful, place I've ever been is on the shooting range. If everyone treated one another as if they were armed, the world would be a better place.
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
~Mario Puzo 

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Salon liberals think gas should be higher

Salon thinks America has a "gas entitlement problem". The reason is high in Europe because their governments tax the hell out of it. Oddly, the Times just ran an article 'Inflation is Outrunning the Earning of Workers'... just wait till we get the 'skyrocket' energy policy Obama promised us!

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
~Groucho Marx

Secret Service trying to get serviced themselves

First off, prostitution is a perfectly legal activity in Columbia. One would think that the party who use the mantra that 'what women do with their bodies is their business' wouldn't make such a big deal out of this which no doubt Secret Service and Embassy officials have engaged in for, literally, CENTURIES.

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
~P. J. O'Rourke

Saturday, April 14, 2012

RIP Michael "Flathead" Blanchard

A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
 Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.
 Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Conservatism on the decline

I am learning more and more this election cycle that Conservatives aren't the small government/open market advocators their talking head spokesmen prop them up to be during non-election cycles... I guess I am a Libertarian.

After dropping out of the GOP race, Rick Santorum emailed his supporters to ask for help paying off his campaign debt. So if you believe in his message of responsible spending and no handouts, just give him a handout to cover all his irresponsible spending.
~Jimmy Fallon

Thursday, April 12, 2012

North Korean over-hyped missile test a dud

They got the wrong guy, Zimmerman was a white guy with pink lips!

Relief Catcher is in, Pitcher still can't throw a strike

Last week we're told Hillary won't be at the Dim convention this year, then a meme of her badassary happens to go vial, now more attention to said meme... it is soooooo obvious she is being set up to be the surprise VP substitute for Biden this year. Expect more and more "casual articles", propping Clinton, as the convention nears.
The vice presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm spit.
 ~John Nance Garner