Sunday, May 27, 2012

Obumbler knows his sycophants will just read the headlines

and not look into the numbers or his figures. As the truth surfaces about his deception next week he'll just move on to dividing us by race, gender, age, sexual orientation... anything to not talk about the abysmal economy.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.
~John Adams

Decades of social engineering;

focusing on crimes committed against gays on the news, installing a gay character in every popular sit/com show or movie, citing polls with questions SLANTED TO SHOW THE DESIRED RESULT... and the people still haven't bought into it. How about allowing Civil Unions to carry the same legal weight marriage does, make everyone happy, and focus on something important?

Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass?
 ~Playboy Magazine; February 1987

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Rombama

The Bush twins no one wants to own up to...

Here’s an election update. Today Mitt Romney met with a group of wealthy Latino business owners. Or as Romney calls them, 'the Juan percent.'
~ Jimmy Fallon

Please take the time to watch this

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I see your true colors shining through:

Palin shows her pseudo-Con stripes by endorsing the establishment over the new blood just like Hannity, just like Couture, just like Malkin, just like Limbaugh...

One can always tell when an election is near because the politicians suddenly turn Conservative while the supposed Conservative commentators fall back in line with the establishment.
~ScreaminMime

Did I do thaaaaaa?

Paul Kengor wants to know when will the double-standard be lifted when will the media  look into Obumbler's HS years. Wasn’t there already an entire Sit/Com based on that… Family Matters?

On the first day of trading, Facebook shares rose less than expected. We were promised that Facebook would take off like a rocket. Apparently it's a North Korean rocket.
~Jay Leno

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

A Randside!

Normally rope must be... given:

but the lAft seems intent on hanging themselves, themselves!

As an organizer I start from where the world is, as it is, not as I would like it to be.
~Sail Alinsky

Silly Libs will come up with a thousand excuses rather than face reality

The same comparison can be made a thousand times on a thousand streets with North vs. South Korea, East vs. West Germany, Taiwan vs. China...

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.
~P.J. O'Rourke

Monday, May 21, 2012

The useful idiots won't care about the double standards:

That company was in trouble prior to being sold to Bain. Hilarious that Obumbler will attack Romney over his employment at Bain but then attend fundraisers and collect more from them than Pubs do.
President Obama is calling for more government reform after JPMorgan's $2 billion loss. Really, is that what we need — the government stepping in? You know what's going to happen? The government's going to teach them how to lose $2 billion a DAY!
~Jay Leno

Remember that commercial: "Downloading music is illegal, would you download a new car or groceries?"

If I had that technology - HELL YEA! I don't know how many songs are on my IPod I have that were inspired from watching YouTube videos or just having one song and I then wanted the entire collection. I ripped Tony Horton's ab work out off of a Chinese site, like it so much I ended up buying the entire P90X system. Two years later I own two more Beachbody workouts and some of their equipment. The same goes for digital books. Sampling is GOOD for the industry... those that make products that are worthwhile anyway.

All great changes are irksome to the human mind, especially those which are attended with great dangers and uncertain effects.
~John Adams

r3^O7ution

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Talk is cheap

How dare Boehner make fiscal sense, doesn't he know we can just borrow our way to prosperity like Spain has? Rest assured libs, your precious entitlements will not be cut this year, the Pubs will lose spine like they always do...

While the Democrats have been going nuts, Republicans have lost theirs.
~Michael Reagan

Friday, May 18, 2012

OBamuslim?

Bluffington reports that 1/6 of Americans still think Obumbler is Muslim. He might not be a Muslim ANYMORE, but the way he took control of the economy and ran it into the ground, he sure acted like on of them Muslims on a mission on 9/11.


Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.
~Gandhi

What An Obama/Romney Presidency Would Look Like

I think a Rombo presidency would be worse because the lAftwing would blame all the things Rombo does, which Obama/Bush would and did do, on "the right wing", Conservatives, and the Tea Party when in reality WE aren't represented by either three Presidents nor any President really since Jefferson...

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Bush Found Guilty Of War Crimes

The nation of Kuala Lumpur has found Bush and other members of his cabinet guilty of "war crimes", not sure what kind of nation holds a trial for people without their attendance, any defense, any means to arrest them, or more importantly justifies the time and money put into such an effort to the people they represent but I'm holding out to see what the courts of the Aeterna Lucina Empire have to say on that matter...

Membership and recruiting of Al Qaeda is drying up. Far be it for me to tell terrorists about strategy but I think membership started to subside when they went to the suicide bomber exploding underpants.  Let's just say you put on the exploding underpants and you detonate. When they bring in the seventy-two virgins, then what?
~David Letterman

Be scared, be reeeeeeeal scared!

The newest fear-mongering tactic, AND AN ORIGINAL ONE!
I think they should bring back the acid rain one from the 80s, that was one of my favorites, much better than the killer bees [didn't we just have a no bee scare tactic a year or two ago, the crops were no longer being pollinated and we were all going to starve?], AIDS and before that Global Cooling.

Democracy's a very fragile thing. You have to take care of democracy. As soon as you stop being responsible to it and allow it to turn into scare tactics, it's no longer democracy, is it? It's something else. It may be an inch away from totalitarianism.
~Sam Shepard

Friday, May 11, 2012

1%ers trying to buy the election

Occupy protestors no where to be found...

President Obama officially announced he is in favor of gay marriage. Of course, this is a monumental event. This is the first time Joe Biden said something Obama didn't have to apologize for.
 In fact, he changed his campaign slogan from 'forward' to fabulous. The women know what this means.
Now all the good ones will be married AND gay.
You know who is really against the president's position on gay marriage? Gay men afraid of commitment. Now they have no excuse.
~Jay Leno

Thursday, May 10, 2012

OBumbler has switched back

to his position on gay marriage that he embraced prior to switching the first time... errrrrr, what is Keith Russell Judd's opinion on the matter?

New predictions out today claim 42 percent of Americans will be obese by the year 2030. They say the only way to stop that is for the government to step in. Oh yeah, when it comes to trimming the fat and tightening your belt, what better way than the U.S. government?
~Jay Leno

Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Occupier gets a free education



Sadly, after this great class, the drone probably walked on continuing to hand out his now thoroughly debunked flyers.

A Headless Revolution?

As the Tea Party manage to boot another RINO out of Washington Libs are desperate to paint the Flea Party as the real revolutionaries despite their lack of accomplishing little more than raising the cities' costs to police and clean up after them.

France has a new president. He is Socialist Fran├žois Hollande. He defeated Conservative French President Sarkozy in a presidential run-off yesterday. Of course, Nicolas Sarkozy handed over power in the traditional French manner. He surrendered.
~Jay Leno

Friday, May 04, 2012

Isn't it moronic?

I'm sure Rush and his advertisers will appreciate the added viewers. What is Media Matters' master plan to defeat Rombo... contributing to his campaign?


Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent.
~Jim Quinn

One lonely Beastie I be...


Christian or Buddhist, Muslim or Jew, the FSM will welcome him and not discriminate based on a finite decision by a finite being.
Enjoy the beer volcano and stripper factory MCA, you made the world a better place.

If others disrespect me or give me flack I'll stop and think before I react.
Knowing that they're going through insecure stages
I'll take the opportunity to exercise patience.
I'll see it as s chance to help the other person
Nip it in the bud before it can worsen.
A change for me to be strong and sure
as I think on the buddhas who have come before.

As I praise and respect the good they've done
knowing only love can conquer in every situation.
We need other people in order to create
the Circumstances for the learning that we're here to generate.
Situations that bring up our deepest fears
so we can work to release them until they're cleared.
Therefore, it only makes sense
to thank our enemies despite their intent
~Beastie Boys: Bodhisattva Vow