Friday, December 31, 2010
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
"Now doncha make me get all angry black man on ya'll!" Obama screamed into a mic responding to criticism that he hasn't done anything over the Gulf oil spill. "Now I've done plenty, I took some great pictures on the coast, I threatened to take charge, I cracked the top 10 off the 15 Presidents that have played golf, I took on angry black Hecklers in Florida, I took on angry gay hecklers while fund raising for Barbara Boxer, I even took on the tea party hecklers who weren't there!"
"Now look... errrrr, here... uhhhm... ya'll" Obama continued trying to stay in ebonics mode. "I have put in many hours wagging my finger at BP, I told them to pay for a whole two miles of sand bars, I played some great golf while snubbing the Arlington services on Memorial Day, blamed Bush some more, I've denied help offered by Sweden, Mexico, Canada, South Korea, Britain, Croatia, France (who just wanted us to surrender to the gulf), Germany, Romania, the Netherlands, Norway and the United Nations. I've been busy... now excuse me, I have a round of golf to shoot."
at 11:32 AM
Friday, January 08, 2010
"Ultimately the buck stops here", Obama read from a teleprompter Thursday, interrupting his healthcare reform agenda to address duties he should have been performing as Command-in-Chief.
"The system worked, U.S. border-security officials were standing by and ready to interview the Christmas Day airline bomber... when he landed."
When asked if that would have been to late and who will be fired Obama went into a blame Bush tirade, knocked over the telepropmpter and headed for the Hawaiian golf course.