Wednesday, March 29, 2006

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   A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying.
    ~George Orwell

Monday, March 27, 2006

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    Thousands of California students walked out of class Monday, reportedly to support immigrant rights. Actually, they were rushing to get the good summer jobs at McDonald's before the illegals got them.
    ~Jake Novak

Friday, March 24, 2006

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

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Washington Nationals star Alfonso Soriano is refusing to play left field. He knows what he's doing; no one on the Left has succeeded in Washington in 10 years.
~Jake Novak


Wednesday, March 22, 2006

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The Shrub was handed a golden opportunity this morning to level with the American People about his real reasons for attacking Iraq, reasons that Helen Thomas would be more than happy to explain to him if he'd just open his ears and listen.
~Larry Chompstein


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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

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More problems for Hillary Clinton. The head of New York state's leading gay rights group describes Hillary Clinton as a disappointment on same sex marriage. Today, her husband Bill described her as a disappointment on opposite sex marriage.
~Leno


Friday, March 17, 2006

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

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It would seem that NJ Assemblyman Peter J. Biondi has introduced a bill in the New Jersey legislature that would require anyone who posts a message on an Internet chat room or bulletin board to identify themselves with a legal name and address. My guess would be that Peter Biondi has read some posts about him that upset him ...
~Boortz


Monday, March 06, 2006

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Tonight is Oscar night in Hollywood, better known as the "Democratic National Convention."

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    He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
    ~H. H. Munro

Friday, March 03, 2006

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    You know what President Bush is giving up for Lent? Our seaports.
    ~Leno 

Thursday, March 02, 2006

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    Free and open discussion of the issues is essential for a healthy democracy, yet some people still insist on holding me accountable for everything I write.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

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    It’s so cold here in New York City that Mayor Bloomberg has turned over the city ports to Eskimos.
    ~Letterman