Sunday, May 13, 2012

Bush Found Guilty Of War Crimes

The nation of Kuala Lumpur has found Bush and other members of his cabinet guilty of "war crimes", not sure what kind of nation holds a trial for people without their attendance, any defense, any means to arrest them, or more importantly justifies the time and money put into such an effort to the people they represent but I'm holding out to see what the courts of the Aeterna Lucina Empire have to say on that matter...

Membership and recruiting of Al Qaeda is drying up. Far be it for me to tell terrorists about strategy but I think membership started to subside when they went to the suicide bomber exploding underpants.  Let's just say you put on the exploding underpants and you detonate. When they bring in the seventy-two virgins, then what?
~David Letterman