Saturday, March 21, 2009



An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we  can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking  for
work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can  take a lung out of one person,
put it in another, and have him looking for  work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so  advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,  and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'
The ILLINOIS  doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we
recently took a  man with no brains out of ILLINOIS , put him in the White
House for TWO  MONTHS, and now half the WORLD is looking for  work.'


    President Obama has sent a letter of conciliation to Iran. The Ayatollahs are now looking forward to coming to the White House to make fun of retarded kids
    ~Jake Novak

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