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    Federal agents busted a $12 million marijuana operation that was operating across the street from a public school. Police became suspicious when the school bake sale raised $40 million.

    ~Conan O'Brien

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    More banks and brokerage firms are firing employees for even minor ethics lapses in hopes of avoiding prosecution. Luckily, all the fired executives are finding jobs in Washington.

    ~Jake Novak

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    Scientists have discovered the fossils of a Tyrannosaurus rex in Montana, including some soft tissue. An examination showed the 70-million-year-old dinosaur's blood vessels were virtually indistinguishable from those of Supreme Court justices and U.S. Senators.

    ~Jake Novak