Monday, April 04, 2005

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    Wendy's Corporation announced that their chili sales are down due to some kind of problem. They say they can't seem to put their finger on it.
    ~Jay Leno


    Thailand has ordered cigarette packs to have gruesome pictures to highlight the dangerous effects of smoking. Next they will start labeling sugar packages with pictures of Michael Moore and Kirstie Alley.
    ~Jim Barach


    I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
    ~Bart Simpson; writing on chalkbaord during show opening

 

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