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    The U.S. Senate passed a bankruptcy law that makes it tougher to escape credit card bills. It's high time. If people want to spend money they don't have and run up debts they can't repay they will have to run for Congress like everybody else.

    ~Argus Hamilton

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    Early today Michael [Jackson] met with his priest - not for spiritual advice, they went on a double date.

    ~Jay Leno

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    A television poll to decide the greatest French person in history rated Napoleon 16th. How ironic he didn't even make the short list. What's more amazing is that the French could come up with 15 other great French people.

    ~Jim Barach