Sunday, March 27, 2005

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    Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley says his office had a great case against actor Robert Blake and the jurors who acquitted him are "incredibly stupid." But legal experts say Cooley's fatal mistake was picking jurors who were all from Los Angeles.
    ~Jake Novak


    Amid the political chaos in Kyrgyzstan, looting has broken out. Most looters are desperately looking for vowels.
    ~Jake Novak


    At hearings earlier in the week, it was disclosed that there are a number of part-time terrorists.  Of course, you know part-time terrorists don't get the full benefits of full-time terrorists. Like instead of 72 virgins when they die, these guys just get two hookers and a goat.
    ~Jay Leno

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