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    U2's Bono has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. In a related story, Keith Richards has been nominated for the Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

    ~Jim Barach

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    The Palestinian parliament has approved a new 24-member Cabinet, half of whom have doctoral degrees proving once again that if you want to find people who really hate Israel, you have to go to the universities.

    ~Jake Novak

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    The drastic reduction in shark attacks for the state of Florida last year can only mean one thing: Floridians are less delicious than they used to be.

    ~Matt Passet