Monday, March 21, 2005

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    Palestinian terror group Hamas on Friday became a political party. Hezbollah just became a political party in Syria. They are the first parties in history to be organized around the principle that sundown is an international Jewish plot.
    ~Argus Hamilton


    Gas is so expensive, I saw Jose Canseco and Barry Bonds carrying their cars.
    ~Jay Leno

    California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke out against gay marriage, then he went back to slathering oil on his muscles in front of other guys.
    ~Craig Ferguson

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