Tuesday, February 22, 2005

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    Last week, I made a comparison of the National Hockey League to the Democratic National Committee. This was inappropriate and I'm sorry if people were offended by this unfair comparison. One is an organization filled with gap toothed goons who whack each other in the head when their backs are turned – the other is a professional sports league. The good news is that so far, not a single Democrat has blamed the NHL cancellation on global warming.
    ~ RightWingDuck


    Stevie Wonder is one of the many celebrities on Michael Jackson's 370 potential witness list. Stevie is expected to swear under oath that not once did he ever see Mike touch a kid.
    ~Jerry Lerman


    Spring training has begun in Major League Baseball. Analysts say the Washington Nationals will look like the town they represent. Lots of stealing and no one is safe.
    ~Alan Ray

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