Saturday, February 05, 2005

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    Paris Hilton is to host Saturday Night Live this week. When asked about hosting the show she said, "What day do they tape that show?"
    ~Ferguson


    Democratic lawmakers Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi delivered the party response Wednesday. The kindest thing you can say is that they lacked sizzle. If they had ever appeared on the old Gong Show it would have sounded like two o'clock in Beijing.
    ~Argus Hamilton


    NBC says Martha Stewart will star in a new version of "The Apprentice" with Donald Trump as executive producer. Usually to find such powerful crooks and phonies working together, you have to go to a presidential campaign fundraiser.
    ~Jake Novak

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