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    Several news organizations are reporting that the mysterious Watergate figure "Deep Throat," who helped bring down President Richard Nixon, is near death. But younger Americans are confused by this story, as they logically assume "Deep Throat" was responsible for Bill Clinton's downfall.

    ~Jake Novak

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    The FAA will cut the number of flights into Chicago's O'Hare. The order effects cross country travel. From LA to New York, the only stops in the Midwest will be for your luggage.

    ~Alan Ray

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    Procter and Gamble is merging with Gillette, creating one of the world's most valuable corporations dominant in sales of tooth paste, deodorant and shaving razors. Now just imagine how big that company would be if Europeans actually used some of those products!

    ~Jake Novak

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