Monday, February 21, 2005

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    Michael Jackson fell ill and was taken to the emergency room on his way to the courtroom yesterday. His lawyers were hoping the incident would create sympathy for their client, until it came out that Jackson kept demanding to be taken to the children's hospital.
    ~Jake Novak


    This past weekend, the Democratic National Committee made it official -- electing former governor and one-time shoe-in Howard Dean as their new party chairman. As a doctor they're hoping he can reattach the ass handed to the Democrats in the past election. ... You know, there's something stirring about the peaceful transfer of no power.
    ~Jon Stewart


    The National Ballistic Missile Defense System flunked its second test in two months Monday. The interceptor wouldn't come out of its silo. They are renaming this missile the Civil Servant because you can't fire it and you can't make it work. 
    ~Argus Hamilton

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