Tuesday, February 01, 2005

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    Mel Gibson's 'The Passion of the Christ' got nominated for three lesser awards: cinematography, makeup and musical score. Apparently, Hollywood felt the movie looked great, but the story wasn't believable.
    ~Jay Leno


    Johnny Carson is being remembered as a man who introduced America to a series of new concepts, like late-night comedy, opening monologues, and alimony.
    ~Jake Novak


    A federal court says obese people can sue McDonalds for their condition. Legal experts predict a trial could take years. Subpoenas will be served by the counter help.
    ~Alan Ray

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