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    The latest reports say that President Bush is going to double the reward for capturing Osama Bin Laden from $25 million to $50 million dollars. $50 million, which sounds like a lot until you think the Mets spent $119 million to get Carlos Beltran.

    ~Jay Leno

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    A Brazilian baby was born weighing a whopping 16.7 pounds. The proud parents could think of no name more fitting than Michael Moore, Jr.

    ~Jim Barach

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    Cuts in the University of Colorado's budget are forcing the school to stop the practice of chartering planes for the men's basketball team so they won't miss classes. No wonder the school is having budget problems... I mean they actually have classes for the men's basketball team!

    ~Jake Novak

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