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    Do you know they return to the polls for another round of voting later in the year? Six months they go back again. So it's basically same Shiite, different day.

    ~Jay Leno

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    Michael Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe has agreed to testify against the pop star during his child molestation trial. But defense lawyers say that will violate the long-held legal rule of "husband and paid-off surrogate, phony, throwaway wife confidentiality."

    ~Jake Novak

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    The AFC and NFC Championship games were played in arctic conditions in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. The only injuries reported were when the winning coaches were nearly knocked unconscious when the Gatorade was poured on them.

    ~Jim Barach

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