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    The White House withdrew the U.S. Ambassador to Syria Tuesday while condemning Iran and threatening North Korea. The Democrats were no help. John Kerry proposed giving President Bush the authority to go to war unless we get bogged down afterwards.

    ~Argus Hamilton

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    Lawmakers in Washington, Illinois and other states are now considering a vanity tax on cosmetic surgery and botox injections. Could you imagine if they did that in California? That would be huge. I mean Joan Rivers alone could save social security.

    ~Jay Leno

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    Hillary is everywhere. Last night she's on Barbara Walters, this morning she's on Katie Couric, and tomorrow she goes on Diane Sawyer. This is the first time Hillary has been on more women than Bill.

    ~Jay Leno 

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