The 59-year-old great-grandmother from Georgia who made dozens of newspapers and cable news shows when she said she was pregnant with twins, is not really pregnant. Her family says she has some mental disabilities, but it's not clear if they're as serious as the mental disabilities afflicting the people at the newspapers and cable news shows who covered this story.~Jake Novak
Vice President Dick Cheney blasted the United Nations' handling of Iraq's oil-for-food program, alleging that the organization accepted bribes and kickbacks that were rightfully Halliburton's.~Andy Borowitz
There was an animal rights group who asked former President Jimmy Carter to stop fishing. How about that? They told him to stop fishing. This makes him the first president to be told to put his rod away since, well ...~David Letterman
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