Saturday, January 15, 2005


    Osama bin Laden has released yet another audiotape saying that any Iraqi voting in the January election will be considered an infidel and will be punished by God, and he also urged people not to waste their vote on Ralph Nader.
    ~Jay Leno


    Former Ohio State football star Maurice Clarett now says he was given cash, free cars, and took no-show jobs while at the school. Experts say Clarett may not be ready for the NFL, but he's clearly qualified for a career in politics.
    ~Jake Novak


    I don't know if anybody got this week's Newsweek but there is an interview in there with John Kerry and in there he says -- this is a quote -- John Kerry says he didn't loose the election, he just didn't win. See that's the clear decisive kind of thinking that made us all love him.
    ~Jay Leno

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