Parking Space - An area which disappears as you are making a U-turn.
Highbrow - A person educated beyond their intelligence.
Social Grace - When you start out on the right foot rather than putting it in your mouth.
Charity - That generous impulse to give away something you have no use for.
Flattery - The art of telling a person exactly what they think of
themselves.
Memory - The thing I forget with.
Proverb - A short sentence based on long experience.
Laziness - The habit of resting before you get tired.
Social Tact - Making people feel at home when you wish they were.
Small Town - A place where it's no sooner done than said.
Egotism - The art of seeing qualities in yourself which others can't see.
Egoist - A conceited person who thinks he knows as much as you do.
Diplomacy - Saying, "nice doggy," while you're looking around for a rock.
Girdle - An ingenious device invented to keep an unfortunate situation from spreading.
Egotist - A person who thinks if he hadn't been born, people would wonder why.
Prune - A plum that has seen better days
Highbrow - A person educated beyond their intelligence.
Social Grace - When you start out on the right foot rather than putting it in your mouth.
Charity - That generous impulse to give away something you have no use for.
Flattery - The art of telling a person exactly what they think of
themselves.
Memory - The thing I forget with.
Proverb - A short sentence based on long experience.
Laziness - The habit of resting before you get tired.
Social Tact - Making people feel at home when you wish they were.
Small Town - A place where it's no sooner done than said.
Egotism - The art of seeing qualities in yourself which others can't see.
Egoist - A conceited person who thinks he knows as much as you do.
Diplomacy - Saying, "nice doggy," while you're looking around for a rock.
Girdle - An ingenious device invented to keep an unfortunate situation from spreading.
Egotist - A person who thinks if he hadn't been born, people would wonder why.
Prune - A plum that has seen better days
What you hold in your hand is proof of man's power - against which our strength means nothing. It has the force of 100 spears. I warn you, man's ingenuity goes hand-in-hand with their cruelty. No creature is as devious or violent.~Charlton Heston; Planet of the Apes
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