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    The theme for President Bush's second inauguration is "Celebrating Freedom and Honoring Service", which is better than their original, "Celebrating that the Democrats Nominated Kerry".

    ~Alex Kaseberg

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    "It seems like 'the World Community' divide its time between demanding our money and telling us to stay out of their business." "Yeah, being American is a whole lot like raising teen-agers."

    ~Mallard Fillmore; Bruce Tinsley

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    Funny what "donors' intent" turns into when you're a politician spending other people's money.

    ~Jeff Jacoby; How to Spend a Surplus

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