Sunday, January 16, 2005


    Former child actor Macaulay Culkin is willing to testify that Michael Jackson never molested him during his many childhood sleepovers at Neverland. But first, Culkin has to come out of his drug-induced, memory-destroying stupor.
    ~Jake Novak


    Four people have been fired over the weekend from CBS over the Dan Rather report on President Bush's National Guard scandal. The network said the four employees were fired for sloppy reporting and incompetent fact checking. But the good news, today all four of them were hired by the New York Times.
    ~Jay Leno


    Since he took over from Tom Brokaw, NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams has been trying to work some of his own humor into the broadcast. But critics say NBC should first try to work some humor into "Saturday Night Live."
    ~Jake Novak

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