Friday, January 14, 2005


    Talk show host Armstrong Williams now admits the Bush administration paid him $240,000 to promote the "No Child Left Behind" program on his radio show. Critics are calling it a waste of taxpayer money, not because it was propaganda, but because nobody actually listens to Armstrong Williams.
    ~Jake Novak


    The House has a new rule that will now require a majority vote of its 10-member ethics committee before any complaint against a Congressman can be investigated. Critics say the only problem with the bill is that a majority of the Congressmen on the ethics committee still don't actually know what ethics are.
    ~Jake Novak


    William Kennedy Smith had another sexual assault lawsuit thrown out Monday. It's getting old. In a perfect world, all the Kennedy men would be sentenced to watch the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show to improve their etiquette around a woman's leg.
    ~Argus Hamilton
    

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