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This Sunday, the Philadelphia Eagles will try to avoid becoming the first team to lose 4 straight conference championship games. But if the Eagles do lose, their head coach will automatically become the leading candidate to chair the Democratic National Committee.

~Jake Novak

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There's a rumor that al-Qaida is going bankrupt. I think perhaps this is true, here's why: Last week, Martha Stewart dumped her al-Qaida stock.
~David Letterman

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Europe's Airbus has just unveiled the world's biggest-ever passenger plane, with room for 840 passengers. Usually to get that many Europeans crammed together in one place you have to hold an anti-American demonstration.
~Jake Novak

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