Congress returned to session yesterday after having a month off. Did you even notice they were gone? See that's when you know you have a government job. There aren't any other jobs where you leave for a month and nobody even realizes you weren't there.~Jay Leno
At the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia tourists can experience what it is like to take the oath of office -- a virtual swearing in station. Your image is up on a giant screen while an actor playing a Supreme Court justice swears you in. It is kinda like a fantasy land for Democrats.~Jay Leno
Donald Trump is introducing a line of hair care products. That's like George Bush publishing a dictionary.~David Letterman
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