John McCain was so confidant on election night he told Cindy "go buy the sexiest lingerie you can find because tonight you will make love to the next President of the United States"!
John returned home beaten and dejected as the last of the west coast results came in, found Cindy in the bedroom with a beautiful negligee.
"Well..." she said.
"Well what?!?!" McCain replied.
"Well, where's Obama?"
Today was the big day for online shopping. This is known as Cyber Monday. Did you know that? And of course, tomorrow is Identity Theft Tuesday.
~Jay Leno
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