Sunday, October 17, 2004

Top 10

Top 10 of the most scary Haunted House scenes
 
10. The monster/actors prove that they can manage a job that doesn't pay minimum wage!
 
9. Barbra Streisand coming out with another CD.
 
8. You look out the window to see some guy siphoning gas out of your tank.
 
7. News of another Freddy vs. Jason movie.
 
6. Michael Moore hungry, naked... and your covered in cake icing. 
 
5. A French general taking over operations in Iraq.
 
4.  MiL making dinner tonight.
 
3. Your reminded the majority of pro athletes are college educated millionaires.
 
2. Some guy from the IRS saying he's going to put you through a full audit.
 
... and the number one most scary haunted house scene:
 
1. John Kerry swearing in as President!
 
 
    ~A Dougster original!
 
 
 

    Family Circle announced that Laura Bush's cookie recipe beat Teresa Heinz's cookie recipe. We are a food-oriented nation. The reason Americans hold elections near the holidays is in order to make it easier to separate the turkeys from the fruitcakes.
    ~Argus Hamilton

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