Saturday, October 09, 2004

A Freedom kiss to our "allies"

The top 10 reasons to hate la French

10. When speaking fast they sound gay when speaking slow they sound gayer.

9. They can still experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time.

8.They eat snails.

7. If there's a war they always surrender really early... unless it's a revolution.

6. They test their own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.

5. They're French!

4. Their wine sucks and is overpriced.

3. They think they're great lovers even though they really can't even lay bricks straight.

2. They don't bother with toilets, just shit in the street.

1. Those stupid useless hats!




A judge in Louisiana threw out a state constitutional amendment banning gay marriage this week. The judge said it would be ridiculous for the state to ban gay marriage before it stops
people from marrying their siblings.

~Jake Novak


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