America?

Two Iraqis meet in California.  One starts to greet the other in Arabic, the language of their native country.

The other Iraqi waves him away contemptuously and says, "We're in America now.  Speak Spanish!"

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    An international watchdog group says Iraq is likely to see rampant corruption in its oil industry unless the U.S. and Britain do something to combat bribery and theft of public money. But to do that, someone will first have to do something to combat bribery and the rampant theft of public money in the U.S. and Britain.

    ~Jake Novak

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