Monday, November 22, 2004

Poem from Pedro

This hilarious poem has been around for awhile now, though to me, Pedro sounds more Asian than Latino.


Poem From Pedro

I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.
"Welfare checks, they make you wealthy.
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags & Chevvie trucks
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent.
"And! in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is much good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have habit called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.

"I Love America!"Tank Yew


Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented' immigrant is
like calling a burglar an uninvited house guest.
~Big Dave


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