Saturday, December 25, 2004


Osama bin Laden threatened to destroy the world in a new tape Thursday. He's become quite the toastmaster.
    ~Argus Hamilton


    Liberals cannot win when Americans are allowed to vote, so they jam their insane ideas down our throats through the courts. In Bush's second term, there is no more important committee than the one charged with overseeing his judicial nominations. If Republicans blow this once-a-century opportunity to end the tyranny of the judiciary, they deserve to lose.
    ~Ann Coulter


    Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.
    ~Baltimore Grotto



    President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as 'Person of the Year' by Time magazine. Not only that, Martha Stewart was chosen as person of the year by Doing Time magazine.
    ~Conan O'Brien


    Christmas is Saturday. Relatives and fruitcake make the perfect combination during the holiday season, since both should be thrown out after three days.
    ~Alan Ray


    Christmas is near. Biblical scholars say Mary was overjoyed with what the wise men brought. The gold and frankincense were needed right away. The myrrh was later used as a re-gift.
    ~Alan Ray

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