Saturday, January 08, 2005


    The most dangerous of all falsehoods is a slightly distorted truth.
    ~G. C. Lichtenberg


    I am a little man and this is a little town but there must be a spark in a little man that can burst into flame.
    ~John Steinbeck


    He who sees The Sun, The Moon, The Stars, and all the beauty of the earth and still says 'There is no God' is ludicrous.

Friday, January 07, 2005

Move America Forward

    Do you think the UN needs a new $1.3 billion dollar complex built in the United States paid for with American taxes? It's long overdue that we get out of the UN, sign the petition if you agree.
 

    One must also understand that communists are inherently needy. They are not drawn to communism because of the part of the doctrine that says "from each according to his ability". They are attracted, instead, by the part that says "to each according to his need." In other words, they are lazy people who do not want to compete in order to get ahead in society.
    ~Mike S. Adams; The abolition of tenure

Thursday, January 06, 2005


    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
    ~William Sunday


    Pure truth, like pure gold, has been found unfit for circulation because men have discovered that it is far more convenient to adulterate the truth than to refine themselves.
    ~Charles Caleb Colton


We all have inner demons to fight, we call these demons, fear and hatred and anger. If you do not conquer them then a life of one hundred years is a tragedy. If you do, then a life of a single day can be a triumph.
    ~Yip Mann; Bruce Lee's Wing-Chun Sifu(Instructor)

New Definitions

Parking Space - An area which disappears as you are making a U-turn.

Highbrow - A person educated beyond their intelligence.

Social Grace - When you start out on the right foot rather than putting it in your mouth.

Charity - That generous impulse to give away something you have no use for.

Flattery - The art of telling a person exactly what they think of
themselves.

Memory - The thing I forget with.

Proverb - A short sentence based on long experience.

Laziness - The habit of resting before you get tired.

Social Tact - Making people feel at home when you wish they were.

Small Town - A place where it's no sooner done than said.

Egotism - The art of seeing qualities in yourself which others can't see.

Egoist - A conceited person who thinks he knows as much as you do.

Diplomacy - Saying, "nice doggy," while you're looking around for a rock.

Girdle - An ingenious device invented to keep an unfortunate situation from spreading.

Egotist - A person who thinks if he hadn't been born, people would wonder why.

Prune - A plum that has seen better days

 

    What you hold in your hand is proof of man's power - against which our strength means nothing. It has the force of 100 spears. I warn you, man's ingenuity goes hand-in-hand with their cruelty. No creature is as devious or violent.
    ~Charlton Heston; Planet of the Apes

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

A small New Year's request

CHRISTMAS VISITORS

They came in single file, about 50 of them. Silent ambassadors, to tell us who they were. They moved at a slow pace, passing us for over 20 minutes.

Some walked, while others pushed their wheelchairs as best they could. Some were helped along on crutches by their wives or sweethearts. They were escorted front and rear by US Marines in dress blue uniform. I have never seen prouder Marines. The Amputee Ward from
Walter Reed Army Medical Center visited the Pentagon today.

Some wore looks of resolution, pride, or dignity. Many had prosthetic devices where limbs used to be. All of them wore looks of surprise. We, the 26,000 employees of the Pentagon, lined both sides of the A ring (the inner ring of the Pentagon) to watch them pass and welcome them with thunderous applause.

Half a mile they walked through a gauntlet of grateful fellow citizens two and three deep, who reached out to shake the hands of the remaining good arms or grasp the remaining fingers of hands that have given ultimate service.

They walked through us to the main concourse, where they were met by the Army Band and color guard playing martial music for them and where the mall was filled with additional people who swelled the applause. Many of us just called out loudly, "Thank You!" because we didn't know what else could be said; thank you for your service to us. The applause never stopped.

None of them spoke. They just cried. So did we.

It was the closest I have been to Christmas in a long time.

I have a request that I would like make to you -- that you consider supporting these wounded soldiers at Walter Reed in a way that would mean so much to them.

The number ONE request at Walter Reed hospital is phone cards. The government doesn't pay long distance phone charges and these wounded soldiers are rationing their calls home. The hospital administrators say they can use an "endless" supply of phone cards so that the wounded soldiers can call their friends and families.

A phone card of any amount, even $5 is greatly appreciated. Wal-Mart has good prices on AT&T cards, Sams Club is even better, if you are a member. Just buy a phone card of any amount and send it to:

Medical Family Assistance Center
Walter Reed Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20307-5001

Please consider letting everyone you know that they can do the same. It's one way to give American soldiers who have been wounded in battle fighting to keep terrorism from our shores a happier New Year.
TTP Intelligence Bulletin
Dr. Jack Wheeler
Friday, December 31, 2004

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
~John Stewart Mill


Monday, January 03, 2005

A New Year's Resolution: We Must All Help Those in Need

The 12 Step Program
 
Given the difficulty in bringing Liberals into the light, I thought it might be helpful to provide them with a 12-step program that could make it easier for a successful transition into reality. As Conservatives, we have to remember that we can only be supportive to Liberals in this program. They cannot do it alone, but we also cannot do it for them.



Step 1: Admitting that youÂ’re a Liberal
This is the first step for every Liberal on the way to recovery. It is important to understand that you’re not “progressive,” “moderate,” or “enlightened.” You’re a Liberal, and you need to be honest with yourself about that fact.

Step 2: Pledge to support your beliefs with facts
Realize that truth is more important than moral superiority and is the only way to come over to reality. You must research beyond propaganda from the Sierra Club, Hillary Clinton, and CNN (the Communist News Network) to understand things as they really exist in the world. You can no longer argue based on “feelings” or emotion. You will actually need to back up your arguments with real information. This is a difficult step, because it means you can’t be lazy any more.

Step 3: Love America
This may be the most difficult step for those of you who are hippies and peaceniks. Admitting that the country you hate actually stands as a beacon to defend freedom throughout the world can make some of you physically ill. You might want to make a visit to a military cemetery to better understand that these men and women gave their lives so that you could spew hatred. Otherwise, you would currently be living in a police state that would never let you wear that nasty patchouli oil, let alone speak out against your government.

Step 4: Take a college level economics class
IÂ’ve always defined a Socialist as someone whoÂ’s never taken an economics class. Most Socialists IÂ’ve spoke with would have a hard time balancing their checkbooks, let alone explaining the simple concept of supply-and-demand. ItÂ’s time to flush your complete ignorance of basic economics down the toilet and understand how the world actually functions. This concept will be very important for the next steps that involve Communism, facts about corporations, and the inefficiencies of government.

Step 5: Say “no” to Communism and Socialism
While this concept is obvious to most of the free world, it is an important step in your recovery process. If you have difficulty with this step, spend a week living and working in Cuba.

Step 6: Corporations are not evil
If you’re reading this article online or in an e-mail, it’s thanks to corporations. If you get some kind of paycheck, you can thank corporations. If you work for a non-profit or the government, you still have to thank corporations. The non-profit sector and the government wouldn’t have any money to pay you without corporations. It is also important that you understand that making a profit doesn’t equate to “greed” or exploitation. Capitalism has created the greatest society in our world’s history. Even Communist countries need corporations to survive, so enjoy a nice, hot cup of reality.

Step 7: The government is inefficient
If you are one of those Liberals who believe the government should tax us more in order to take care of society, you need to pay special attention to this step. You need to realize that government bureaucracy will waste most of your tax dollars, while the private sector will put your money to much better use. Even most Democrat politicians understand this to some degree, which is why HillaryÂ’s Socialist healthcare proposal was voted down by a majority of both Democrats and Republicans. Go to your local post office or call the IRS to ask a tax question if you need a reminder about government inefficiency.

Step 8: The earth is not your “mother,” and she’s not dying
The time has now come to stop your donations to Greenpeace, The Sierra Club, and every other EnviroNazi organization to which you belong. Face the reality that the earth, society, and our environment are better off today than ever in recorded history and that they are continuing to improve. I realize that many of you tree huggers will have a very difficult time letting go of the Douglas Fir on this one. I would suggest reading The Skeptical Environmentalist by Bjorn Lomborg. Mr. Lomborg is a former member of Greenpeace and is currently a statistics professor at a university in Denmark. He set out to prove the world was in bad shape and ended up surprising himself by proving the exact opposite.

Step 9: Stop smoking the wacky tobaccy
Okay, some of you might need to enter another 12-step program to complete this step. Marijuana is distorting your sense of reality, and you need to stop using it. Besides, youÂ’ll save a fortune on snacks.

Step 10: Eat a hamburger
If God didnÂ’t intend for us to eat animals, he wouldnÂ’t have made them out of meat. You can put your sprouts and tofu on the hamburger, but get some meat into you. YouÂ’ll look and feel better than you ever imagined. You can always remind yourself that Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian to get you through this step.

Step 11: Stop re-writing political history
ItÂ’s now time to admit that Bill Clinton is a lying-cheating-sexist-racist-rapist jackass, Hillary Clinton is one of the worst role models for women in this country, Al Gore really did lose the 2000 election by every vote tabulation you attempt, Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War and didnÂ’t create the homeless problem, John McCain is not a typical Republican, and Jimmy Carter is a nice man but has one of the worst presidential records of anyone in history.

Step 12: Be a missionary
Once you have completed the previous steps to overcoming Liberalism, itÂ’s time for you to share this awakening with others who are not as fortunate. Go out amongst the Liberal sheep and spread the good word of your freedom from the chains of ignorance that once bound you.

Congratulations, and welcome to reality.
 


    Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands.  Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again.  Hold on to the Constitution, for if the American Constitution should fail, there will be anarchy throughout the world.
    ~Daniel Webster

Balance

 
O nce upon a time,God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael,the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continentof black people." "Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God "That's Washington State,the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful streams, hills, and forests. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving,and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed,"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "There is another Washington...wait till you see the idiots I put there."
 
 
 

   Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
    ~Henry Kissinger

 

 
    Reading a liberal imply that conservatives aren't really concerned about Democracy is like listening to an atheist complain that a Christian doesn't pray enough.
    ~John Hawkins

    It is death, and not what comes after death, that men are generally afraid of.
    ~Samuel Butler


Do you believe in telepathy? No? Then what are you doing when you pray?
    ~Reverend Charles Moore

  

Sunday, January 02, 2005

A divided America?


    Glenn Beck always knows how to expres Conservative's views in an eficent maner. Check out this short presentation regaurding the final outcome of our recent elelctions.
 
 
 
 

    There comes a time in every man's life when he's consumed by the desire to spit on his palms, hoist the black flag and start cutting throats.
    ~Henry Louis Mencken

Terrorist Alert in France

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."

The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of Frances' white flag factories, disabling their military.




    You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
    ~Beverly Sills