Monday, May 11, 2009

The economy is so bad.......

   CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

   Jewish women are marrying for love.
   Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
   Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
   Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package:  GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
   McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
   Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
   A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
   The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
   Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
   People in Africa are donating money to Americans
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   Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
   Motel Six won't leave the light on
   The Mafia is laying off judges
   And finally...
     Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
      Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear




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