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    China wants to modernize its toilets. Most public toilets there have  no doors, and no running water or soap. In the U.S. that is what we call a "subway".

    ~Jim Barach

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    Researchers say there is a good chance of a big earthquake hitting  California in the next 30 years. Well, Duh. They are also predicting  that Robert Downey, Jr. may eventually end up back in rehab someday. 

    ~Jim Barach

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    President Bush has endorsed the so-called nuclear option to end  judicial filibusters, but has asked senators to rename it to  something he can more easily pronounce.

    ~Rob Bates

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