Obumbler knows his sycophants will just read the headlines

and not look into the numbers or his figures. As the truth surfaces about his deception next week he'll just move on to dividing us by race, gender, age, sexual orientation... anything to not talk about the abysmal economy.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society. ~John Adams

Decades of social engineering;

focusing on crimes committed against gays on the news, installing a gay character in every popular sit/com show or movie, citing polls with questions SLANTED TO SHOW THE DESIRED RESULT... and the people still haven't bought into it. How about allowing Civil Unions to carry the same legal weight marriage does, make everyone happy, and focus on something important?

Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass?  ~Playboy Magazine; February 1987

Rombama

The Bush twins no one wants to own up to...

Here’s an election update. Today Mitt Romney met with a group of wealthy Latino business owners. Or as Romney calls them, 'the Juan percent.' ~ Jimmy Fallon

Please take the time to watch this

I see your true colors shining through:

Palin shows her pseudo-Con stripes by endorsing the establishment over the new blood just like Hannity, just like Couture, just like Malkin, just like Limbaugh...

One can always tell when an election is near because the politicians suddenly turn Conservative while the supposed Conservative commentators fall back in line with the establishment. ~ScreaminMime

Did I do thaaaaaa?

Paul Kengor wants to know when will the double-standard be lifted when will the media  look into Obumbler's HS years. Wasn’t there already an entire Sit/Com based on that… Family Matters?

On the first day of trading, Facebook shares rose less than expected. We were promised that Facebook would take off like a rocket. Apparently it's a North Korean rocket. ~Jay Leno

A Randside!

Normally rope must be... given:

but the lAft seems intent on hanging themselves, themselves!

As an organizer I start from where the world is, as it is, not as I would like it to be. ~Sail Alinsky

Silly Libs will come up with a thousand excuses rather than face reality

The same comparison can be made a thousand times on a thousand streets with North vs. South Korea, East vs. West Germany, Taiwan vs. China...

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper. ~P.J. O'Rourke

The useful idiots won't care about the double standards:

That company was in trouble prior to being sold to Bain. Hilarious that Obumbler will attack Romney over his employment at Bain but then attend fundraisers and collect more from them than Pubs do.

President Obama is calling for more government reform after JPMorgan's $2 billion loss. Really, is that what we need — the government stepping in? You know what's going to happen? The government's going to teach them how to lose $2 billion a DAY! ~Jay Leno