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We Need Some Sort of Law to Shut Up Those People Complaining About Their Speech Being Opressed.

~Frank J.

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More problems for Hillary Clinton. The head of New York state's leading gay rights group describes Hillary Clinton as a disappointment on same sex marriage. Today, her husband Bill described her as a disappointment on opposite sex marriage.
~Leno

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Darrow Boggiano of The Political Cooperative - a non-partisan, grassroots organization devoted to doing bong hits while playing Xbox Live - is calling on every patriotic American that values democracy to help him throw out the unelected fascists in the White House and replace them with new ones of his choosing.
~Larry Chompstein

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I COULD WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER!!

~Vilmar

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It would seem that NJ Assemblyman Peter J. Biondi has introduced a bill in the New Jersey legislature that would require anyone who posts a message on an Internet chat room or bulletin board to identify themselves with a legal name and address. My guess would be that Peter Biondi has read some posts about him that upset him ...
~Boortz

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Tonight is Oscar night in Hollywood, better known as the "Democratic National Convention."

~Jake Novak

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    He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

    ~H. H. Munro

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    You know what President Bush is giving up for Lent? Our seaports.

    ~Leno 

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    Free and open discussion of the issues is essential for a healthy democracy, yet some people still insist on holding me accountable for everything I write.

    ~Liberal Larry

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    It’s so cold here in New York City that Mayor Bloomberg has turned over the city ports to Eskimos.

    ~Letterman

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