Song Parody

    I usually don't like to post song parodies but this one was seasonal, good... and another opportunity to bash the French!

    ~DaD

 

You're the French
to the tune of "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch"

 

You're the weak ones
You're the French
You've made some shaaady deals
You're as cuddly as a Baathist
You're as charming as an eel
You're the free-eench

You're as yellow as a banana

Surrender and squeeeaaallll

You're a traitor
You're the French
We've saved you from
Two waaaars

You're brain is made of brie cheese
Jacque Chirac we like no more
You're the free-eench

I wouldn't trust you

You've done this befooooooree

You're the vile ones
You're the French
You have grape stains on your smiles
You have all the allied secrets
And you gave Saddam the files
You're the Freee-eench

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd have taken Jong Il

~Rusty Humphries

 

 

 

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    Nearly three decades after it was written, Paul McCartney finally admitted that "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" was, in fact, about LSD. In related news, Bob Dylan still stubbornly maintains that his song "Everybody Must Get Stoned" is about capital punishment.

    ~Jason Cole

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