Santa Claus flies on Friday night. The jolly old elf from the North Pole puts in one day of really hard work and then sleeps for several months. He has a background as a civil servant.~Alan Ray
Washington D.C. finally reached a deal Tuesday to fund a Major League Baseball stadium. It's in a bad neighborhood. To be any closer to the heart of the town's prostitution business they'd have to play whiffle ball underneath the U.S. Capitol dome.~Argus Hamilton
The governor of Utah came out in defense of polygamy, saying he believes men who have multiple wives are covered by the First Amendment's right to free speech. Really? I know guys with one wife who don't have the right to speak freely.~Fred Barling
I'll never have any institutional power, I'll never be given a chairmanship. The only two things I have are my voice and my vote, and I have to use them as effectively as I can.
~Tom Tancredo; Rep. Colorado
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
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