Congress will investigate radio commentator Armstrong Williams for accepting money from the Department of Education. Members are outraged. If he wants to take money under the table to support a bill he can run for Congress like everybody else.
~Argus Hamilton
Instead of listening to music during your morning drive to work, Playboy is now offering nude pictures that people can download on their iPods. In a related story, Playboy has bought a controlling interest in every auto repair shop in America.
~Jake Novak
Los Angeles Laker superstar Kobe Bryant severely sprained his ankle Thursday in a nationally televised game with the Cleveland Cavaliers. The sprain was his second serious leg injury. The summer before last in Colorado he pulled a Bill Clinton.
~Argus Hamilton
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