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    This was the greatest year ever for African-American actors. Five out of the 20 acting nominations went to African-Americans. In fact, Condoleezza Rice is up for best actress for her line "I'm looking forward to working with Barbara Boxer".

    ~Jay Leno

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    Most of the 400 guests at Donald Trump's wedding said they had such a good time, they can't wait for the next one.

    ~Rob Bates

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    Osama bin Laden has released a video. In it, he says his goal is to bankrupt the U.S. He wants to become a member of Congress.

    ~Alan Ray

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