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    According to the New York Post both Al Gore and John Kerry are planning on running for president in 2008. Gore and Kerry -- again experts say it is to early to say who would loose bigger.

    ~Jay Leno

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    I tell ya, I don't get no respect. I told my son, 'Someday you'll have children of your own.' He said, 'So will you!'

    ~Rodney Dangerfield

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    Dr. James Dobson, the founder of the conservative Christian organization, Focus on the Family, claimed in a speech Tuesday that the cartoon character SpongeBob Squarepants is gay, and is being used in a pro-homosexual video designed to brainwash kids. And yet he gives that carpet-muncher Dora the Explorer a free ride.

    ~Tina Fey

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