Christmas has been over for 2 months

Back to your cave Grinch. See ya in 2016 when you come back out to steal our presents and promise to return them if you get elected again... and take that hideous dog with the fake blonde horns with you!

Iraq may have been to won for Obama to lose

but he is proving Afghan isn't! Whose resignation will the lAft demand for this screw up, who will be investigated as if there were a scandal... oh, I guess we only do that to Pubs.

Send EVERYONE to college

If we send everyone to college we're not going to have fewer garbage men, welders, or carpenters, we're just going to have more costly sanitation engineers, metal artists, and constructional architects performing the same services...

REVOLUTION!

The Pub Blue-Bloods and pseudo-Conservatives see Paul gaining traction as every week goes by. Their stranglehold on the Pub party since they dismantled the Goldwater campaign is coming to and end THIS YEAR!

The gas is to damn high

Gee, when gas was an outlandish $3 a gallon under Bush the lAft acted like there was some magic gear somewhere in the Whitehouse that could just be turned down a notch or two to lower prices. Amazing how liberals are becoming reasonable again now that the Jimmy Carter days have returned.

Oops, sorry I burnt your fairy tale book

It's actually worse when one considers it is the people we are there fighting and dying FOR that are rioting and attacking our soldiers over burnt mythology. The Scorched Earth tactics of past military leaders is now surfacing for the wisdom it is to those who will pay attention.

Maher used to call himself a Libertarian.

Of course he was always a closet Liberal who just couldn't admit otherwise he would have just crossed the political spectrum to the completely opposite wing since I stopped watching him a a decade ago.

Dear Abby

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them
off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money
He says he pays the minimum and lets our kids worry about the rest,
but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been
so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.
The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of
expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten
religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with
people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with
Muslims. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone
can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's
just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed,
Lost

Dear Lost,

Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for
free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck
with the idiot for another year!
Signed,
Abby

Is Ron Paul in second place with delegates?

Liberals love to jump on disaster

Meanwhile across the nations there were hundreds of crimes deterred by law abiding citizens with guns but you won't see that reported on by the liberal press.

Rombama release tax plan

Rombama tax plan has no shot at getting passed anyhow as neither of them will be in the Whitehouse come February 2013.

Time for the people to pay the piper

Who are the ones that put those governments in with promises that can't be afforded? The sad thing is it is other people that have to pay for liberal's wetdreams...

Could it be...SAAAAAATAAAAAAN?

One can't blame Sanny, When communicating with monkeys one must discuss bananas to keep their attention...

They ignored the Tea Party and Occupy at first too

Happy Presidents Day

My favorite President is Henry Harrison because unlike all the others he had the consideration the leave office before screwing anything up worse than it was. Lest favorite was Wilson because he opened the flood gates to Socialism. I don’t feel one way or the other about Garfield because I always think of the cat instead…

Greek economics

I want a new car, I want a new house, I want a new boa... wha, you expect me to pay back the loans you gave me for all this? Ohhhhh poooooooor me, the bankers are oppressors!!!

Obumbler looking for a new slogan

If his policies were working he wouldn't need a slogan. All his slogan has been for the past 3 years was "it's Bush's fault", why drop what was working?

Terrorist Punked

I just hope they let him pull the detonation chord then stand there for about a minute looking silly before Ashton Kutcher showed...

Michael Berry 'backing that thing' up skills

Berry's alibi, he was there to do the rear-ending not looking to GET rear-ended...

Buchanan Butched

I'm sure FOX would love to have him and he would rather be on a channel that people still watch anyhow...

Dewine Endorses Sanny

Anyone who decides their vote based on whom another politician endorses should be ineligible... then shot.

Greek flight

Reminds me of all the liberals that flee NY after voting for higher taxes all their lives. Part of the austerity measures should be requiring the people that enjoyed the trip down to help pick up the crash pieces...

Peace Sells

There is only ONE candidate running that is selling peace... to bad Mustaine ain't buying.

Pubs lose spine again

The funny thing is all these fools cheering that the SS advanc... I mean "tax cut" was passed without cutting any spending will be blaming the Pubs when SS goes under!

People can see the Sun

Two strikes for the "skool's" liberal policies here

First off, the students should never have been reprimanded for recording anything, authority SHOULD be recorded and publicized when ever they step over the line. More importantly, I always thought it was a coach's job to motivate through negative reinforcement like this.

OBumblednomics?

OBumbler is the best thing that ever happened to the Pub party. They can't wait to get this budget on the Dim controlled Senate floor to get shot down in flames just like they did last year's 97-0!

Clinton Legacy?

No mention of Paula Jones whose lawsuit is what brought this scandal forth and the reason for the impeachment? The article sure implies that the impeachment was over his action in the Oval Office. I guess Clinton didn't struggle at all over Juanita Broaddrick, Eileen Wellstone, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Regina Hopper Blakely, Kathleen Willey, Sandra Allen James,Kathy Bradshaw, Cristy Zercher, Carolyn Moffet, Gennifer Flowers,Dolly Kyle Browning,Sally Perdue, Betty Dalton, Denise Reeder...

Anti-Rape Condom?

If they would just invent something like this to keep liberals out of our pockets...

When machetes are outlawed only outlaws will have machetes

Breyer has been robbing our country with his lib opinions for years. I'm just glad nothing happened to him because OBumbler probably would have installed himself as a Supreme Justice then we would never be rid of him.

Contumacious Capriles

The only thing that will unseat Chavez is a military coup, the lAftwing don't allow petty things like elections loosen their grips on the testicles of a nation's economy and they don't passively give up power!

Why do Greek rioters show their outrage by burning their own business,?

Because that is the way the lAft-wing show their outrage, they are the party of entitled brats that would rather destroy a country than not get their way. Expect this to come to Oakland and every other major city in the US within a few years.

You think Paul lost Maine?

A "right" to Healthcare?

No one has a right to something that others have to pay or work for... the 13th Amendment abolishes that.

Obumbler should not seek a 2nd term

"But by explicitly saying he will be a one-term president, Obama can deliver on his central campaign promise of 2008, draining the poison from our culture of polarization and ending the resentment and division that have eroded our national identity and common purpose." Read More

Marines pose under SS flag?

Sounds like they are developing just the right mentality our local police forces now as the country is becoming more militarized.

I voted Dim

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

 2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

 3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

 4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

 5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

 6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

 7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

 8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

 9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

 10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

 11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

Reclassification

I used to compare these people to parasites feeling entitled to suck from their host and give nothing in return but at least a parasite will drop off when it has had it's fill. It is becoming more apparent they are more akin to a virus that infects their host and feed until it dies!


The other countries, namely Germany, is better off because they already did what they're asking Greece to do. If they were to just give them more money it would be akin to handing more cash to a drug addict hoping he gets straight... this time.
The people of Greece have proven they aren't going to "get off the socialism pipe" until they hit bottom.

Abduction at walmart?

Big no-no

Abduct her future paychecks so you don't have to pay for your own medications - everyone is for it!

Who to blame

I wonder which is to blame for Obama getting busted taking campaign cash for a pardon; Bush, natural disasters, the Pubs in the House, ATM machines, the 1%ers, the Founding Fathers?

Respond to a call involving kids locked in a home that smells of gasoline?

The cops are busy enforcing victimless crimes and handing out tickets to raise revenue, you can't expect them to immediately respond to every emergency call and uphold their oath to protect and serve... how else would their, and Judge's and politician's, raises and union salaries get paid for?

A conversation with a commie friend

ME:
Well the NY Giants are "world champions" the 46th time in a row an American team has taken the title... I'm beginning to think the rest of the world doesn't have any football teams

 Him:
It would shatter the AmeriKan psyche to discover that there really was a whole world out there. It's all part of the subliminal imperialism that gets pumped into you every day. World this world that and no one else but AmeriKa plays. In the words of Willie Loman, 'a pipe dream'.

 ME:
 We're well aware that there is a another world out there as we pay $billions in foreign aid, $billions more for 109 military bases to keep you all from destroying each other, and still $billions more to bail out you're poor fiscal policies. If you were against all this you would be for RON PAUL but rest assured, every other candidate out there will continue to to protect you from each other and yourselves. Rest assured though, our politician have dragged us kicking and screaming down the same path you all took and it won't be long until we can no longer afford to parent you... it shall be interesting times.

It's halftime America

9th Circus surprises no one

Let's say the government wants to encourage athleticism and offers "athletes" can lower health insurance premiums... now can you see how the strife begins? People who are married get lower tax considerations, no inheritance tax levied against them, power of attorney and a host of other benefits that wouldn't be included to other who are just considered cohabitual. The PROBLEM is that government involves itself in the process!

Sounds like Wisconsin doesn't it

At least in the insect world most parasites will stop sucking once they've had their fill, the lAftwing fools will keep sucking until the host is dead. The same is coming to the US soon...

Dims Lib media

The Pubs aren't out of the primaries yet, comparing Obama's individual donations to just one of the 4 still competing is asinine and a show of desperation for good news.

Navy trims down by 8

If you are active duty look out, Dims are cutting the military and any excuse to discharge you will be used.

MoonRussian?

Been there, wasted money on that already... no doubt we'll find out after that the US financed a large part of the trip anyway.

Iran says oil ban will not halt pursuit of nukes

This means that the sanctions are working since the only thing we can trust about the Iranians is that they will lie on a consistent basis.

I want to talk about unemployment in American

ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 8%.

 COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? 

ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.

 COSTELLO: You just said 8%.

 ABBOTT: 8% Unemployed.

 COSTELLO: Right 8% out of work.

 ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.

 COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 16% unemployed.

 ABBOTT: No, that's 8%... 

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 8% or 16%?

 ABBOTT: 8% are unemployed. 16% are out of work.

 COSTELLO: IF you are out of work you are unemployed.

 ABBOTT: No, you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed. 

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!! 

ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.

 COSTELLO: What point?

 ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work, can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.

 COSTELLO: To who?

 ABBOTT: The unemployed.

 COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.

 ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work stopped looking. They gave up. And, if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

 COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment rolls, that would count as less unemployment?

 ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

 COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work? 

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how you get to 9%. Otherwise it would be 16%. You don't want to read about 16% unemployment do ya?

 COSTELLO: That would be frightening.

 ABBOTT: Absolutely.

 COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

 ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

 COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job? 

ABBOTT: Correct.

 COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job? 

ABBOTT: Bingo. 

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to just stop looking for work. 

ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like an economist.

 COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said!

 And now you know why Obama's unemployment figures are improving!

Nevada Tea Party endorses... Sanny?!?!?!?

I expect pseudo-conservative pundits to jump to the center and endorse a Pub over their principles when elections near. Looks like the Tea Party is becoming co-opted in the same way.

A preview of the 2012 elections

Not concerned with worthless parasi... errrrrr, I mean very poor

Not a fan of Romblo but to bash him with a few words from the middle of a sentence is rather desperate... especially when that is a voting block you already have sealed up.

Grinch is claiming to be the Conservative candidate now?

Laughable No conservative would propose to creating a whole new welfare state on the moon, why doesn't he propose we just fill the old space shuttles up with cash and launch them towards the sun next?